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I remember my Dad telling me about that day. Aussie Paul.

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Not talking for car batteries. Briefly- my first van build was- 11ft, 120W solar, 100A AGM, load- CPAP (no humidifier), 18 litre Waeco fridge, TV 5 hours/night as main draw. Had lots of trouble with battery going near flat (as low as 11.2V). Second and current van. 300W solar, 130A AGM, load the same...

I know pretty much what camping fridge i am going to get, waeco cfx40. I have $1500 for the buying of a batt/s solar panel and a MPPT, i am only on a pension so funds r tight i am using my savings to make this happen, i may be able to push a lil more. It will be used to run the fridge for the most part and some led ligh...

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OL...

A young kiwi bro was walking along one of the North Islands sandy beaches with his surf board. He suddenly spots this bottle which has recently washed up on the beach. It's obvious it's been tossed around for a long time. He picks up the bottle and notices that it still has the cork intact. So, being curio...

I was playing golf one day and i got lost. I saw a young lady playing up ahead of me and went over to her and said "Can you please help me, i don"t know what hole i"m on". She told me "You are one hole behind me, i"m on 7; and you are on 6".I thanked her and carried on playing golf. On the back nine i got lost again. I s...

Paddy met a beautiful Italian lady in Murphys bar. He offered her a drink and over the course of the night, he charmed her with funny Irish stories and songs. ...Shed never had a night like it before and decided to invite him back to her place. They had a passionate affair all that summer. One night, she co...

Copied this from another site CHROMEFEST 2019 @ The Entrance Memorial Park. Chromefest 2019, will be held this weekend from Friday 25 October, through to Sunday 27 October, 2019, at The Entr...ance Memorial Park, The Entrance. Chromesfest, is a three day car event and now one of the largest car even...

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The sun is up late at this time of year and by 4pm is peaking under the awning of my van. My feeble attempts to block it with tarps are unsuccessful. Does anyone have a good idea for a portable sun blocker? ie. some sort of shade cloth and attachments which can be easily fixed to an awning and moved around to s...

resealing roof on poptop,any hints on how to go about it,I have a Jayco 2002 Westport pop top van,it has a join right down the centre of the roof,I have to clean off old sealant and put new on,I have not got a fork lift to suspend myself with,any hints as to how I can do this.

Has anyone mounted an Autotune HF Arial to a Mux bullbar, if so can I ask how it was done..?, Does it affect airbag compatibility or any regs, I'm in Queensland...

I came across this u tube video that some may be interested in. After watching it I am now at least, more aware how figures can be misrepresented. https://youtu.be/8455KEDitpU -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Sunday 22nd of September 2019 10:12:15 AM

One day, at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind o...f money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong an...

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight.

Were you ever a comedy script writer for say Mr.Bob Hope. Anyway ... Thank you for all the great jokes that you post. Enjoy each and every one. I am guessing that when I post a joke, that somewhere back along the track you may already have posted same. Thanks again Jay&Dee

The Israelis and Arabs realised that if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice. A duel of two, like David and Goliath, in the form of a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years...