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An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the old man, "If I tell y...

Been here since last Tuesday. Water out a bit but there is a great beach for kids to play on. New Toilet/shower block great. Wind has been a bit average but the sunsets and full moon have been brilliant. Had a great stairway to heaven one night and a red version of the stairway another. Had a brilliant suns...

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A woman was at the local salon having her hair styled for an upcoming trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? Its crowded and dirty. Youre crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? Were taking Continental,...

happy new year to all out there, if someone out there has a 1999 4wd pajero petrol 3.5 auto nl could you please tell me where the heater hoses connect to heater under bonnet as i want to flush heater . looked up pajero club and checked haynes manual but no actual info as to where thy connect firewall any inf...

Just caught up with the Sister in-law and got this Christmas present. I really like clever and useful ideas, apparently she ordered it online. Straight to the caravan......cheers Bob and Jayne

Could be just luck . What the hell have the others been doing ? https://www.nytimes.com/

Hi all, After struggling to catch our Motorhome door when opening and closing I have come up with a bit of a dodgy idea, but it works, I used a bit of light rope as detailed in the photo and it works a treat. I drilled holes in the grip for the rope to pass through and tied a couple knots at the back of the door gri...

I never really liked the terminology "Old Farts", but this makes me feel better about it. And if you ain't one, I bet ya you know one! I got this from an "Old Fart" friend of mine! OLD FART PRIDEI'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be cal...

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to driv...

Hi, we pick up our first van in a few months and are wondering what is the best tableware for an off road van being used for long term stays. The important criteria is we want something that is light but also microwave safe. Melamine seems to be the most common but it is not microwave safe. We would love to...

Morning all and happy new year to you all. Now for the question to finish off the decade with... I have a 2014 Holden Colorado twin cab ute. 2,8lt Diesel turbo charged. Stock standard. I love my Collie. When I am driving around summer or winter WITHOUT the aluminium teepee hooked up the temp gauge sits ju...

Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers. In a last-ditch effort, they took Tommy and... enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, Little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't ki...

This is a question asked on the forum annually. Mostly the excellent Triple-J boat tour down the Ord River is the most highly recommended & for good reason. We didn't do the Triple J tour as we were lucky enough to befriend a couple with their own comfy boat who took us down the Ord. It is a spectacula...

Hi, my name is Alan and my wife is Glenys and we are from Sydney. We are new to this caravanning game so if you see us around please say hello. Any advice is welcome please.

Hi again, we have brought a boat loader and tinnie, and am seriously thinking of taking this along fr the big lap, but now a few neighbors have said its not worth the effort, weight and fuel consumption in taking one... Can i get some honest opinions on those that have or are travelling with a roof top tin...

Housework was a womans job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turned out that Ralph had read an article that said, Wives who worked full-t...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed som...

Toyota, Mazda and Suzuki have recalled more than 18 000 vehicles manufactured between 1996 and 1999 that are fitted with potentially deadly Takata NADI 5-AT airbags. These airbags could injure or kill people in the car by misdeploying in an accident and propelling metal fragments into the cabin of...