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THE BIRDS AND THE BEES Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally,...

THE WAY YOU THINK Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnn...

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The littl...

I usually camp in the forest in the middle of nowhere so a decent torch is essential to me. I have a few small LED torches, including a good head torch, and they are great for use around the camp but I seek a serious torch which *really* lights up the whole area. I bought a $50 Energizer one from Bunnings 12 mo...

I am in my late seventies,but this Winter in East Gippsland would have one of nicest we can recall. A few cold frosty nights,some rain, mainly at nights,but lots of lovely sunny cold days. Can't wait for the snow to melt,and to get up to the High Country,all depends on the virus. Stay safe.

Would love to know in case anyone driving the above car and got a caravan! So the questions would be: 1. What type of caravan are you towing? 2. Any problems as the ASX Diesel 4x4 Auto has only max Towing Capacity of 1400kg. Mine is the 2018 Model I would love to buy a second hand (Max $15000). Being doing lot...

At the Dog Show, everything was going so well until...

In my opinion Blind Freddy can see that border closures, have helped some states to protect its people, from the Coronavirus We now have a situation where a private individual, who (if I have interpreted the story correctly), has received the help of the Federal Government, to try and make the clo...

Mmmmm, some of this rings a bell...............

Beware the bagpipes and kilt..............

As of midnight this Sunday 2/8/20 all of Victoria have to have a mask on when out of their place of residents. I am practicing and trying different thinks to stop the glasses fogging up. Keep Safe out there everyone.

Hi Hi I thought that I might answer some common question about batteries that members might ask or want to ask but feel it is too silly. Nothing is too silly by the way. This is aimed at free camping use for some time and is giving ideas not exact answers.The battery in your van or MH works like the mobile p...

Hi All I would like to buy some form of booster, I can get 3G outside the van with a poor signal but nothing inside unless I put the phone up in the vent, not that easy getting my head in there as well. Anyone know of a good system to boost signal. Cheers Perry

A little middle middle aged couple were in bed together when the wife started thinking to herself about the future if something should happen to her.Darling, she said If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?Oh no, replied her husband I could never do thatI wouldnt mind she said. It would b...

We are looking at changing out our suburban hot water heater to an instantaneous hot water service....after suggestions or recommendation on best brand and if it's easy to swap over ourselves .. thanks in advance