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An exotic disease potentially fatal to dogs has recentlybeen confirmed in northern Australia for the first time, with multiple cases reported in the Northern Territory and West Australia's Kimberley and Pilbara regions.Key points:The tick-borne disease occurs in tropical and sub-tropical r...

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Hi 2006 Ford Transit Jumbo Lwb High Roof 5 Sp Manual Smart shift Van Used as a work vehicle.Has intermittent mechanical issues with the automatic shift hence the lower price. Still drives. Engine is still in good condition.I spoke to the owner Including the possibility of transmission failure....

A turtle is crossing the road when hes mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies: I dont know. It all happened so fast.

A businessman was standing at the end of the pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them....

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just sayin Wish I read these when I was younger... Confucius Say.... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say. Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say. Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Sex is sa...

Evening. I have just fitted a diesel heater, works great, I am running 10 to1 kerosene, Can that help with algae in the Dieses.

A rubbish collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks, but th...

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Little johnny arrived at school late, Teacher, whats your excuse this time, Johnny, my donkey got a broom handle stuck up it arse Teacher, its RECTUM Johnny, RECTUM it nearly bloody well killed him

Five cannibals are employed by the Army as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Officer welcomes the cannibals he says, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that t...

Travelling in Northern NSW at the moment - went to the local RSL for a beer last night with my wife and was like trying to get into Fort Knox (which is fair enough have no qualms about that) but was a bit taken aback when told that if we wanted to play the Poker Machines only one of us could do so. When I said to...

HI, would like advice on roads ect to take a road van . 22ft Silverline from Birdsville to Urandangi Thanks MICKLE.

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For various reasons I only managed to get out of Melbourne in late May, so basically I moved from cold to cold more than I stopped until I finally reached (warm) Queensland. Having now stopped for a while, it finally hit me that I don't really know what I'm doing. Am I traveling for the sake of it or am I basi...

A 23 (not a typo, twenty three) year old manHas set himself up as a practising psychologist, with 10 (not another typo, ten) years experienceMakes me wonder, if he purchased his certificate from EBay, when he was 13 years old, or if he really is that goodLink belowhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/202...