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Beautiful Ave Maria Christmas music................must listen

Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance...

Ok been living in van for 10 months working . Now have a sitting job over chrismas so going to resort van early Feb and then hit road full time. Have sorted mail, insuranc, road side service and bank. Can you get out of voting? What are other things needing changeing? Have wiki camp. Thanks for the ideas ha...

Then there was the Spanish fellow who's wife had twin boys. He called one Jose and the other Jose B. (sorry!)

The clever punster who does the signs at Indian Hills is writing again..!

Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.Its just too hot to wear clothes today, he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.Finally she til...

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own buisiness when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Cmon sweetie, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man next to us. " Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Cmon, ho...

She thinks its funny........quite good

How does it know? trickery I suppose. A bit of fun...............cheers Bob

I came across this site when trying to work out what cable size I needed for a van mod. Interesting the need to add the length of positive and negative cable when calculating cable size needed for amp load and length of cable run . Some good info here. https://topwiretraveller.com/sizing-automotive...

Can anyone help with storage of my caravan 20 ft for about 2 months near Avoca (Erina/Gosford/Kincumber/Wamberal). A safe open area is fine as van has a cover

The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we...

The Cashless debit card, is coming for everyone, within 2 years time, hope you people whom are pensioners and veterans, remember next time round, to stop these idiots from doing it to you and everyone else whom receives payments from the government. But if you think that you personally need money ma...

Irish Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros.__"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything...

An elderly man, whos living alone in Salisbury wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.His only son, Paul, who used to help him, is now in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:Dear Paul,I am feeling pretty...

Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?""But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the cra...

This pretty much condenses life into 79 seconds. If you don't see yourself in this video at least once, you must be living on another planet....

We are thinking of up-grading our motorhome for one we can free camp with. What do we need as far as solar panels and house batterries are concerned.Also any other information re free camping would be greatly appreciated. Cheers.

I see there were long time no new posts here. Will the Greens open soon, as already did a lot of other free camping sites in Victoria? Any new info anyone?