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Well, back in the 60s, we did not have Viagra. Now it is very common. My friend John has just been diagnosed as being addicted to it. His wife is taking it very hard.

Good morning, I am looking to change my lights in my Coromal caravan to LED. I am wondering which globes would fit into the light fitting I have. I have attached a picture of my lights. I anyone can let me know that would be great Thanks David

Anyone using these ,can give some feedback please? Regards

Redarc BCDC1220 IGN Never used, and now no longer needed To buy, approx $450. Selling at $200. SA, Elizabeth area.

Perhaps the best writer of spy fiction in the English language John le Carre (David Cornwell) died today. John le Carre I shall miss greatly looking for a "new le Carre" novel on the book shop shelves. I had a brief correspondence with him ten years past and he was courteous enough to return with a handwr...

The doctor said, "Alfie, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the tes...

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him...

Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. Howe...

Two more great entertainers, Charley Pride just walked on stage at festival Hall and sang for around 2 hours, no bs no swear fantastic. Barbara Winsor, made my belly ache with laughter, probably far to politically incorrect these days

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Does any-one know how to contact huffnpuff ? Hope he's OK. Sheba.

Beautiful Ave Maria Christmas music................must listen

Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance...

Ok been living in van for 10 months working . Now have a sitting job over chrismas so going to resort van early Feb and then hit road full time. Have sorted mail, insuranc, road side service and bank. Can you get out of voting? What are other things needing changeing? Have wiki camp. Thanks for the ideas ha...

Then there was the Spanish fellow who's wife had twin boys. He called one Jose and the other Jose B. (sorry!)

The clever punster who does the signs at Indian Hills is writing again..!

Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.Its just too hot to wear clothes today, he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.Finally she til...

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own buisiness when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Cmon sweetie, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man next to us. " Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Cmon, ho...