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A retired man named John received a parrot as a gift.The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft mu...

Three short videos. The first two are inspiring, the third frightening.

Hi everyone - We are Cath and Al from Boronia, Vic and have just purchased a 1985 Nissan Civilian that had been modified into a motorhome. Unfortunately we did not purchase it with a roadworthy (stupid us) - and have since found out gas - non compliant - electricity - non compliant - we had to get rust tak...

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Usual disclaimer, that I am not associated with anyone, selling anything I bring to your attention, that Repco in WA, has a sale (until 22 December), on a EvaKool 12 & 240 volt, 55 litre chest fridge/freezer, for $379 (Saw the sign as I was passing) I have never seen a reputable compressor fridge, t...

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My hot neighbor wanted to have sex all night longShes single . . . She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway.She knocked on my door . . . I rushed to...

The Northern Beaches Silvertails are being locked in our gilded cage. I hope I don't have any nightmares!

Have been looking on eBay but not found a set of mirrors I like the look and price of. We have one set, which has straps that clip to the back of the car mirror, braced with a decent sucker that fits on the door. I'd like another set like this which resists being knocked out of kilter by truck blast from the opp...

Ingredients3 eggs375 ml milk250ml thickened cream40 g unsalted butter, melted and cooled110g white sugar1 tsp cinnamon powder1 tsp vanilla extract7 heaped cups white bread, preferably slightly stale, cut into 2.5cm pieces1 cup sultanas (optional) Topping30 g unsalted butter, melted20 g uns...

Arriving home, a husband was met by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "The Chemist. He insulted me this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." The husband drove down to confront the Chemist to demand an apology. Before he could...

This section of the GN now reads like a small group of pathetic old men who still think smutty jokes are funny. I suggest you post to each other if that's what you enjoy rather than post here. It' embarrassing to read this on a site called Grey Nomads. The vast majority of people, whether on the road or livi...

On another Forum i noticed a person was charged $460 to get his Waeco fridge repaired as it wouldnt run on 240V. It had been running on aYamaha digital sinewave generator, this should not have been a problem. this got me thinking as i have a 3yr old CF-40 Waeco, what could go wrong with these powersupplys...

I recently purchased an 8 inch 3 Litre camp oven from AUSSIE OVEN CO. It fits my Cobb Barbecues with the Cobb lid over. Now made in Brisbane but previously made at Gurranang Foundry near Grafton. They always had Gumleaves on the lid and still do. I liked it so much that I ordered the 6 Litre oval oven to use i...

Access Antennas Platinum kit with electronic satellite finder. Less than 12 months old,used for 4 days. On Access website at $729.00. Located Tamworth selling for $500.00. Call 0413832523

We've all seen the 'cartoon'/doctored Photo that's getting all the attention at the moment. So how should Australia react? How should we, as individuals react? Or do we let the school yard bully have his way?

A Lost Dog Strays Into a Jungle. A Lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, "Ï've never seen one of those before perhaps it's edible".So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.The dog notices and starts to panic but as hes about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea...

I see there is a call for Aussies to boycott Australian wineries with links to China, cant say I blame people, I certainly wont be buying their products, or anything else made in China where there is a viable alternative. Lists of wineries and brands with links to China, along with captions encouragin...

How many times do you have to tickle an Octopus to make it laugh? Ten Tickles. Of course it only has eight of those; So the first two were Test Tickles.