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One linersAfter my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it !Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing.The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy f...

Thinking about travelling in the motorhome with a puppy Pug. Obvious challenges will be finding caravan parks that allow pets. Interested to hear tips such as whether to buy a dog cage to leave then in when we go out (to confine mess). Where do folk eat in town if they take their furry friend with them (...

im a 74 year old bloke with a 14 foot 6 caravan .......hobbies are caravaning plus looking after my spoilt dog /pottering on the van /and cooking being an ex chef ........the tea spoon name was my army call sign if i needed during exercises any supplies.......im on a pull apart mobility scoote rto walk t...

Hi All anyone out there travel for months with a tinnie on the roof of their vehicle. Just wondering how the paintwork holds up on the vehicle with the aluminium running after rain etc

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.Words that soak into your ears are whispered not yelled.Meanness dont jes happen overni...

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Hi all , I enjoy reading the forums and finally have my new LWB high roof van now looking for recommendations for a fit out conversion place preferably somewhere in Melbourne cheers

When you swim round a rock and an Eel bites your c--k thats a Moray.

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..The boy coughs up 2 of the 1...

Hello all, my wife and i are travelling painters new to this forum and only six months in to nomadic life due to border restrictions. Our home base is Adelaide. We have just returned from southern NSW (Merimbula) are we are heading Adelaide to Darwin via Perth in mid May. We are not hawking for work. Our n...