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Hi all , I enjoy reading the forums and finally have my new LWB high roof van now looking for recommendations for a fit out conversion place preferably somewhere in Melbourne cheers

When you swim round a rock and an Eel bites your c--k thats a Moray.

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..The boy coughs up 2 of the 1...

Hello all, my wife and i are travelling painters new to this forum and only six months in to nomadic life due to border restrictions. Our home base is Adelaide. We have just returned from southern NSW (Merimbula) are we are heading Adelaide to Darwin via Perth in mid May. We are not hawking for work. Our n...

VID-20210122-WA0005.mp4 Very well done, watch it to the end! Not sure if this link works. Video can be found on Youtube. -- Edited by Magnarc on Thursday 28th of January 2021 08:43:59 AM

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion thattheir ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarchae...

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Very interesting story.......... Cheers Bob

Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old. The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did wh...

Female Medical Examination During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. "N...

A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.". The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". She replies "I'd really lik...

G'day all! This is our first foray into caravanning, so we decided to go down the second-hand route and keep the price down, something that is a bit of a challenge with the sudden popularity of holidaying in Oz instead of travelling overseas (yeah, thanks COVID-19!) We were fortunate enough to pick up...

Hi, My hot water cylinder at home had died and I'm looking at replacing with a Chromegen heat pump cyclinder. They say it's electricity saving and you get Gov rebates in Victoria with the 170ltr unit totally free supply and install if you're replacing electric for electric system. Has anyone on here d...

CAR RECALL OVER BRAKE SHAFT FAILUREMitsubishi is recalling 2 of its popular SUV models over a risk of injury or death due to brake shaft issues.The 2015 ASX model and 2016 Outlander have been recalled, affecting 8847 vehicles according to Product Safety Australia.The cars are being recalled due to...

A farmer was pulled over by a police officer who was renowned for being a bully.Your break light is out said the police officer. Im going to write you up.Im sorry officer, I didnt realise, said the farmer. Cant you just give me a warning? Ill head straight to the mechanic to fix it.Now listen here the poli...

My eyesight may not be what it once was,but this van looks to be severely unbalanced? If I am not wrong,the rear overhang,or distance from rear axis to rear extremity of the van must be less than the distance from the rear axis to the front of the load area? (front of van body).Looks to me that this is not t...

Mr D is at is again, this time he is reproducing an old bullock drawn timber jinker, 1:12 scale. We went up to Gleneden Bullock Team near Gayndah a few weeks ago, and Rohan allowed us to measure and photograph his jinker. I will post photos as it progresses......