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ARE YOU A VET ?BE SURE TO READ TO THE VERY END.A German tourist jumped in the freezing water and savedMy precious little dog.Upon getting back on the pier, he checked out my puppy and toldme, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine."Due to his selfless heroic act, I asked, "Are you a vet?"He replied, "Vet ? I'm fuken...

I am currently reviewing my vehicle and van insurances and considering insuring them all with the RACV. I have until now had my insurances arranged through a broker. I am keen to hear of the experiences of others when making an insurance claim with the RACV. Worried that the lower premiums RACV are o...

This morning I was beaten up by a Busty Woman in an elevator.I was staring at her Boobs.She said, "'Would you please press One".So I did.I don't remember much after that. Aussie Paul.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-13/family-campervan-stranded-in-simpson-desert-after-heavy-rain/100618224

Could anyone convince him?

What a frightening ordeal to have to go through! This is a fascinating podcast of a couple's ordeal with hoons at a campsite. You must listen to it! The only problem I have with the podcast is the quietness of the host compared to the loudness of the guest speakers.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-10-04/facebook-pages-are-falling-quiet-as-defamation-fears-take-hold/100501800

What a difference 100 years makes.

Hi folks. We've just purchased a new second hand 2014 Millard XTrack, and wanting to fix two external stainless steel rectangular plate pad eye hooks about 60 cm apart so we can attach a DIY shower screen - the external sheeting is the narrow horizontal corrugated style. Do I need to find the studs, I th...

The system on our van is 3 x 145w solar panels coupled into a GSL mppt 60 amp regulator. I have wired the system up so that there is a removable jumper connection, made up of Anderson plugs. The reason I did this is two fold, one to easily disconnect the solar panels before working on the batteries, and to en...

Is it opened

Hi all. I have just joined the Grey Nomads family. We have recently acquired a new Viscount V2 caravan. It is our first experience with this sort of holidaying and of course, of van ownership. We reside in Canberra, have recently registered the van and if the rain ever stops, we will embark on our fir...

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees an elderly Cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, So he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks Why in the world are you dressed like this? Well, its like this Sheriff I was in t...

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and lay on the back seat.The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.The woman glared back at him and said,"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you...

This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.However, h...

I do have some skills in photography after a lifetime of practice and have been teaching for many years. Now in retirement and with time on my hands I am willing to help anyone who has an interest and wants to improve. Either photography, image editing and related subjects. I am not spamming here, but of...

Hi have bought a 12v fan from Jaycar but need to find out how to wire it up. I have tried to find a professional but they are all to busy and I am taking off next week. I tried googling but couldnt find an appropriate video. Does anyone have some easy helpful instructions. Cheers Kim