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Two old ladies were discussing their husbands.One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit.Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it.How did you do that?I hid his teeth.

Old Maid & a BurglarA story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept...

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...

American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...

Have a C4 Thetford Bench Style Cassette Toilet in our Sprinter Campervan. The pump failed to flush when the round flush button was pushed down, so I replaced the pump as per a previous Thread on this forum. If the pump was not used once every 6 weeks the pump rotor would seize and I would need to remove the...

Had a PSA test last week and today spoke to Professor Tom Shakespeare, Port Macquarie Cancer Institute. He was over the moon with the result, and so was I! PSA reading was 0.05, a great result. Have had no side effects what so ever, and only get up once during the night, around 3am. To continue having the...

I recently got starlink gen 3 equipment, I have noticed that the face of the router is very hot, is this the normal

Hi I have lost the barrel out of one of my access lockers. Its locked so can not open it. Any body have any tips? Smash /driil ? Have a new set .

Of the 18 forums on GN only 6 have been active since October 1st. Are we losing interest or members?

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watc...

I read that the Labour government in UK are going to introduce these cards. Just another tracking device? The general public over there are up in arms, over 3 million objections to date. Sadly I fear that there isn't a lot of privacy left anywhere these days . Maybe George Orwell got it right all those y...