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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him,...

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Sydney he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. And my husband wo...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Essex.. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What m...

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Can anyone help me with my problem? I am travelling to the Cape later this year and want to leave my caravan somewhere near Cairns that isn't too expensive.

Hi everyone, We're new here. Not sure of the protocol, but it seems most people like to know what your rig is so we drive a Landcruiser 100 and tow a trailer with all our gear. We're both grey but still working so we tend to get away twice a year for a good trip, and set up and stay. Living in Melbourne now but l...

A lot of RV clubs are coming on board with the "Leave No Trace" Scheme and are urging RV'ers to be self contained when camping if possible. Some are also urging local councils to provide overnight parking on town showgrounds and other rest or free camping areas only to those who are fully sel...

Hi everyone, I had a lovely day today with Monica in Nambucca Heads. She gave me a guided tour, coffee and we had fish and chips for lunch. Just perfect for a crappy, wet, windy day. Was great meeting a fellow solo and forum member. And how cool is Max. Hes gorgeous! Mon has spurned me into action and so Im...

Has anyone heard how Chris (Cruising Granny) is getting on.

Two Garbage Bags A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $2...

I bought a deodorant stick today. I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said 'Remove top and slowly push up bottom' I'm in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!!

Hi all we are planning on taking a few days break before we have to get back for daughter - in - law to have radiation treatment are planning on going from home S.A to Horsham does anyone know of a caravan park and fees in or near Horsham or any free camps. Thanks a lot Helena.

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the racq has been asking motorists here in queensland, to sign a petition to try to stop the queensland govement,from taking off the 8cents subsidy on fuel. 176,000 motorists signed it ( including me ) so much for democracy the govement wouldnt even look a...

Its unusual...its intersting and a certain German kayaker (who is currently approaching Broome from Darwin by kayak, after beginning her circumnavigation of Australia in Melbourne 148 days ago) needs your help. The link below will explain. http://qajaqunderground.com/2009/06/14/special...

Hello everyone, I have been following your interesting posts for a while now but finally hubby and I are setting off in about 3 weeks or so, for our first long trip. We live in Jindera NSW, a small town just outside of Albury and plan to head North for about two months...I am such a virgin at travelling I hav...

Can anyone tell me if it is safe enough to sleep with the Pop Top down...sometimes I just want to have a night stop over and dont want to put the top up...but am unsure if it is safe to leave the top down all night while sleeping...( I do want to wake up) ..would there be enough air space...I know this might se...

I'm excited! I'm finally going to have the long awaited test to determine my future medical well-being. Wish me luck. If all goes well I will have surgery in a few weeks which will allow me to do away with high blood pressure medication and potassium supplements for the rest of my life. After more than 2...

When is someone going to line up the protagonists on both sides and tell them to realise they are not in India or Lebanon but are in AUSTRALIA and give them the opportunity to behave as Australians or go back from whence they came and take there racial intolerance with them. Mind you the trouble makers w...