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Totally out of the blue, my 55 year old girlfriend said I was the only one she's been to bed with. "What!!!" I replied. She then continued, "Yeah. I've been with a 10, a few 7 to 8s and lots of 5s but you're the only 1."

Is it OK to tow a 28ft caravan from Moss Vale to Nowra, down the range?

An Oldie but the last lines are relevant..... Butch, The Rooster. Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets (a young hen) and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a l...

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he ha...

Hi, I have a 2013 4cyl Turbo Diesel 316 model with 195,000km on the clock and to date the manual gearbox oil and rear diff oil hasn't been changed. Does anyone know the frequency of servicing the manual trans and diff for this model?. I phoned Adelaide Mercedes service dept and got more sense from my dog....

Wondering how others have wired the 12 volts on their 3 way fridge. Mine is wired by the manufacturer with the 12 v coming from the van batteries and draws approx 20 amps, I have a 20 amp DC-DC charger in the van connected to the tug via an anderson plug (standard arrangement), I was thinking of splitting t...

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful,leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that c...

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said,"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't yo...

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Good afternoon all, I'm looking at buying a generator for my motorhome. While surfing the net I came across the Bluetti AC200P solar generator. I was just wondering if anybody has had a good look at this system. I found two reviews on Youtube about this unit. 1 - Best in-car/4WD portable battery power...

I went to a bar last night; a place thats popular for mature age singles, i.e. 50+ There was one woman, mid 50ish, that kept looking over at me so I went over to her and introduced myself. After an hour or so of chatting, she asked me if I wanted to go back to her place. During the drove there she asked me whe...

I have the tarp, just need to know best/easiest way to attach a "rope" to it, so that it can slide into the rail. Any ideas? Instead of putting up an awkward, awning, with a number of poles, we have bought a gazebo that is erected very quickly. To sit alongside of the van, but needs a tarp over part of it, to...

Hi all, Where do I go in Adelaide, (South would be good) to enquire about a small awning to fit on the rear of our Pop top. Cheers. DR.

How to give a cat a pill....Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth an...

How many people out there, are going to be able to buy an electric car at approx $70k, also 5 years down the track a new battery at $8k? I know I will not have the money to do, it, even if my investments come in. And it is quite feasible that an electric car's electric motors, are likely to need replacing aft...

Hi Vanners, am about to get my tow vehicle remapped. looking for thoughts from those who HAVE done it. current vehicle 2013 BT50 XTR Dual cab. NO DPF. Previous van was 2t loaded and achieved approx 13/14l/100klm fuel economy and towed well. New van 2,5t loaded fuel economy dropped [ as expected] t...

I have to decide which fridge is going to be fitted into my new Crusader Caravan. 2 people maximum. Free camping as much as possible. 400ah of battery and plenty of solar. Which would be the better option in a new caravan? Many thanks.