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The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you I musttell you, t...

the royal navy had a brainwave and decided to ease the restrictions on induction to try to bolster their numbers it was decided to let gay men in day one was a swimming and survival test to see how long the new recruits could tread water the instructor ordered the first man into the tank left him there for t...

Hello my name is Libby and I am new. At this stage I dont have a vehicle to travel in. I really dont know what I want. Nothing too big. I thought I perhaps you can give me some ideas.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/5-kilogram weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representa...

So you would like to live in the bush,??I have have lived in the bush constantly since the early 80s, where I built my home and all that goes with it , sheds x3, water tanks x 3x10.000 galls, dug 2 large dams using a D6 dozer of 2 megalitres each and laid out an extensive electronic watering system, All the w...

Well, my hubby and I returned from our first big 8 week 'nomad' trip away. What a laugh - I think for your first adventure, everything that can go wrong will go wrong! However, I wanted to share something my daughter shared with us. A mystery shopping company helped us pay for our petrol! When she told m...

"Be Buggered If I Can See Any Resemblance. ."

did you hear about the gay outlaw................. rode into town and shot up the sherriff..................... a cowboy wearing paper boots..............paper hat...................paper chaps,................. paper trousers and a paper shirt.................... was arrested .....

If I am reading the market correctly, now or soon will be a reasonable time to invest. I have a little cash to invest, but have held on to it, but that is no good, sitting in the bank. I have had property, but feel the share market is the better option, for me. I am inclined to managed funds, as its too much ha...

Yep ! He's back in town after a long absence. You'd never guess where I have been hiding....... CHINA An old army mate (Vietnam era) was in difficulty with his health and business and placed an SOS. Silly me, volunteered again. This bloke eyes were the drama. Detached Cornea's. Ended up having a transp...

tonto was tracking a wild man when he suddenly sat up and said to the lone ranger "buffallo come" suitably impressed the lone ranger said.............. "how can you know that " to which tonto replied ...................."EAR STICKY"......................

A lady with rather small breast but a very large buttocks region goes into the doctors rooms . Doctor asked want can I do for you . Well Dr I want a breast implant and I was considering having you take some off my buttocks and implanting it in my breast. Dr looks at her rather large rear end and said , I h...

tonto was looking very penchant and suddenly stated to the lone ranger that a train had definately pssed this way very recently the lone ranger was very impressed at tonto being able to tell that at such a long distance he had to ask how tonto could possibly know that his reply was.......................

This topic has once again been raised in the gerneral, so I will start this thread, and hope those of better knowledge will ad to it Wireless connections are for a number of purposes, but basically allow wireless (no cables) to connect a computer to one or many others. In the majority of cases, this...

NOAH TODAY In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah,who was now living in the United States, and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over- populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans....

Have a great Easter all.........I'm packed already to go before the rush....stay safe....have fun.....see you all when I get home.. Dave

Hello all just joined the forum and my husband and I are just about to embark on a working holiday around Australia in our 48 Bedford bus and was wondering for any tips that you may have that may help us on our adventure. Thanking you Hotrodbus -- Edited by hotrodbus on Tuesday 14th of April 2009 02:25:56 P...

Just back from out fishing and oyster eating expedition to Narooma. I caught my first large octypus. We decided to take the scenic route to get there via Elliott Way some excellent camping spots near Tumbarumba. Henry Angel Track Head 7k south of Tumba. Paddy's River Falls both have toilets. And a pic...

My place on the 22nd, birthdays and all that stuff, The bottle of 100 proof Morangie amber liquid gold is all gone , so bring your own poisen, maybe a plate and some chairs, starlight, fire in a pot, resident moo cows, camels , horses, maybe other G/N , you never know till you arrive

A Mexian woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted the challenge and promptly pecked a hole in a tree with no problem. the Mex...