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Well it had to happen, I moved my car at a red light to let an ambulance pass and got pinged. I appealed and had the fine quashed but could not get the demerit points taken back of my unblemished licence which is a matter of great personal & proffesional pride. I am now sueing the *********** for defa...

This is amazing, still I spose we are not paying him to engage his brain before putting his mouth into gear..... Parliament House Canberra ACT 2602 Telephone 02 6277 7820 Facsimile 02 6273 4140The Hon Alan Griffin MPMinister for Veterans AffairsVA004 Saturday, 24 January 2009ABBOTTS COMMENTS OFF...

i get confused with the references to lawn mowing. are we not supposed to be nomads. with our acute water shortage we in the south should not have lawns but should be turning to more natural uses of our lands and landscaping. more native plants, more bark , in the cities more japanese and roman type ba...

Hi folks, Road Ranger came for a visit on his way south, and over the weekend we met up with Two-bob and his ladyfriend near where I live on Saturday, and then went to visit with Mike and Judy on Sunday, out at Sapphire. Had a great time both days, and I hope to repeat the visits on my own as well. Thanks a...

This bloke must be a Public Servant

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, howeve...

There are unwanted messages showing up again . I think the word that triggered the message flood was something to do with Fish or Fishing . The one message informing me that a buddy has a crush on me is okay, but knowing my luck it will be a bloke

I know theres mega lots of different tyres out there for SUVs... Soon the tyres on My Pajero are going to have to be replaced...I am not into extreme 4x4 ..so heavy lug tyres are not what I need...I just visited a local tyre dealer and he suggested Kumho 825 Road Venture AT.... size of tyre is 265/70/16.....

I have only just read a smattering of the posts in the general forum, and those in the soloists section, which have been sufficient to convince me that, until some owner and/or moderator decides that this b/board is better off without my presence, these fora might be the place for a temporarily urbani...

A beautiful day again, the sun is shining, the bees are buzzing, and Gods is his right place, Judys busy, and the bus is coming along as planned Bet you city folks are jealous

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV... THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED... GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.. GRANDPA MADE HI...

I was in the bank the other day and this asian lady was wanting to change her yen to dollars and she was a little irate. She asked the teller "why it chane yedaday i get two hunat dolla for my yen toyay i get one an eighty dolla for my yen' The teller says its "fluctuation" The asian la...

Confucius say man who has many daughters and only one bathroom . . . . . .seldom gets into hot water

Went to the big boys candy shop today , Bunnings , and found a 7 piece socket set with ratchet . Sizes 8mm to 19mm the best part all the sockets fit into the ratchet handle rather than living in the bottom of a tool bag. Thought it was a worth while space saver . Have left name of manufacturer out to avoid ...

Why is it ok to say I pricked my finger but not ok to say I fingered my p****

No.1 Italian Garden An old Italianman lived alone in the country.He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son,Vincent, who used to help him,was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling...

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Et...

Just noted the new forum dealing with free campsites , looks like a good move and will be very helpful to all . What happened to the creation of a forum for Techo Info that many suggested , is that going to get a jumper soon

The Lumina 3 way fridge at Aldi for $299 , any info , any one know whether good or bad. Love your knowledge or comments ?