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Hi all, I've had a few emails from people who haven't yet received their bumper stickers ... which is a bit of a worry. We posted out the vast majority of them on Monday, so everyone who sent us their address before then should certainly have received them by now. We sent out new batches every day as new p...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it! I could have sworn we just w...

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with t...

This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't...

Jack was living in Queensland during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I ma...

Caught up with Mike and Judy for coffee and cake yesterday at Saphire. Many thanks for the great afternoon and tour of the gemfields. Hope to repay the favour when your in the Hawkesbury area. Off to Longreach tomorrow and then home via Charleville and Casino. Photo attached. Mike, Judy, Anne, Joh...

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given addit...

I may have posted this before but here it is again. A reasonably comprehensive guide... Of course you would have to phone ahead just to be sure to be sure... http://www.k9.bounceme.net/ Family Parks Australia have quite a few of their parks listed as pet friendly that are not listed on the site above....

Hi all. I'm on the road again and loving it but one of the best things about it has been meeting up with a couple of the forum members along the way. Thanks Akuli for a lovely time in your wonderful home in the valley by the creek. That cabin has got to be seen to be believed. And so peaceful. My little Tardis fe...

What is it with footballers? Some of them display less IQ than my lunch..... Another question I have never found an answer for either and that is why is it that women seem quite happy to go along with the sex orgies etc untill they change their minds years later and seem to think that all the agro thay have b...

Hi all What is the best way to attack the purchase of food etc. I will be travelling alone so don't need stocks of food but I do like fruit / vegs, can do without meat. Is it best to try and stock up at the larger towns or is it cost effective to buy as required where ever you may be. Thanks Graeme

Hi, Just wondering if anyone out there is going to be working at the Brisbane show this year from the 3rd June to the 9th June, Also if anyone has worked there in previous years. rolex

Reading thru Camps 5 and a couple of places I'm interested staying at are National Parks and show a $ fee. Any idea how much that fee might be ? Probably be different for each state. Must carry that passport again.

I know this is a bit late in the day to send greetings.From Sylvia and myself,Syl is a mum and grandmum.For having the courage and trust in yourselves to set out on your travels and leave your loved Darlings at home is probably the hardest decisions to make as a Mum or Grandmum. Well Ladies we Salute you.H...

How many phsychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb!!!! only one, but the lightbulb must want to change!!!!!!!!!!!!!

little Johnny went up to his mother and said "can I play with the porcupine too mommy" wherein mum says "what porcupine, we havent got a porcupine, where did you get that nonsense from" to which a very indignent young Johnny replied "you have so, I heard you say to daddy th...

the newly married couple had a secret system worked out for when they wished to "fool around" whenever company was present, the "secret" language would be "I have some washing to do" at a dinner party the young man said to his young bride "I have a load of washin...

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got ou...

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL OUT THERE IN NOMAD LAND.

Can tolerate them, and have to clean out the webs when I return to my home in the bush for the winter, but dont consider them a problem, even have watched with interest the big birdeating kind up on the tablelands crawl along a branch in the bush,-------however I was walking out to the toolshed and happe...