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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live lo...

I'm about three years into my relationship now and have started having erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas about what the problem could be. She bought me some Viagra I bought the fat bitch a treadmill.

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written." My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life is...

Xina you genius.After all the kerplunken ond shizencrapper given to me by very charming but mislead technical trogladites,you came up with the right answer.Restore.It did not work the first time,so I changed the dates until it did.Seriously G/N'S I thank you for the help you have given me plus a few...

"Lest We Forget"...............Thank you.Well Done.

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women like clouds? Eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day ---...

thank you all for your help percy-maggie see you soon somewhere

Happy birthday Sesame street, well done ernie and bert and big bird and oscar and grover and snuffleuppagus, now I didnt watch it you understand but the kids loved it 40 years young and still going!

we are looking at a van 7.3mtrs but have been told our ford stationwagon 2004/5 six cyl auto wont pull it safely is this corrrect or what is the largest size van we can look at percy

Jayco has issued a recall of some caravans amid fears wheels could come adrift from some caravans. I've just posted the story in Caravanning News at www.caravanningnews.com Dennis 25ft Boroma full van 4.2L TD Landcruiser www.damor.net www.caravanningnews.com

An Irish farmer named Seamus had a road accident with a lorry. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.. Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded...

Help.My scroll up and down has changed from holding the mouse on to the up/downarrow to a form of a wave action.I still can move between posts but not as I used to.I am perfectly sober,no Yummies,not even a soft drink.I do not expect any smarty pants answers.I am trying to be serious.................A...

After this morning's Remembrance Day Service in Cairns, and elderly gentleman struggled to move his walker off the kerb to the waiting taxis station wagon. The driver just sat there, while this lovely old man battled his way to the tailgate to stow his walker. Observing the struggle, "Guru&q...

Just heard on the news Rud is sending $35ml to Shrilanker to stop the boat people. Thats an insult to the Aussie tax payer & to our own needs. Think what that could do for our medical ,aged care ,schools etc. Its time they learn't the meaning of the word NO.

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've b...

What do you guys think of the RSL making THE LAST POST a Mobile Phone Ringtone? Cheers, xina.

So lovely to get back on and see some old familair faces. It has been a tough couple of months as mum passed away. She was only 69 too. Since then have had a cousin and uncle pass as well. It has been very hard to deal with and I did lose the plot for awhile, but It is not what mum would have wanted so I am slowl...

Hi everyone, I guess you've all noticed the new banner ads that have suddenly appeared at the top of the forum page. This forum is actually hosted by a third party and that 'host' is the organisation who sells the adverts, puts them online and gets the revenue. I have written to the 'hosts' to r...

well, its nice to be home after our trip, still got somethings to get used to in the van,what to pack , what not too.... best shower on the road was at Kimba in SA, niceset place we stayed at was at Belair in Adelaide, I think though dad and i do need to find some time on our trips ie long ones to have some space...

we are buying our first van and are looking at a 7.3 mtr van and they tell me i cant pull it with a 2004 ford wagon is this right or should i go smaller percy