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The Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.I suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?"No, She said, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.""Well, I see squirrels eating them and th...

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

An Australian, and Englishman and an American are on a cruise with their wives.Sitting at breakfast the first morning, the Englishman sets our to impress his neighbours with his affection for his wife.He says, "Would you please pass the honey, Honey?"With this the American chimes in, "Can you pass...

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In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Gently stroking his madam, Great was his mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two balls, and he had 'em.

My current power is 2 X 200 watt panels fixed to top and side of trailor. I am about to replace my two AGMs with 2 new ones. They were installed In 2019 so I am very happy with them. New ones will be same make.did originally have lithium but after 18 months nfg. Going AGMs as I can replace them myself, they will...

I have two staplers. A cheap one that fails without failure! Then I use this old one pretty much every time in the end. You would think one would learn! It was really grubby so avoided using solely from that point of view. But it just keeps working. I cleaned it up, so now it sits pride and place on the desk. S...

Hi All, I'm driving from Yamba to Dubbo in a few weeks and would like some advice on the easiest road to take towing a van. It looks like two main routes, through Tamworth on A15, 676 Kms, or is it a better road through Glen Innes on B76 which is 724 Kms? I'm not keen on the Waterfall Way route as that looks ve...

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Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the lo...

Looking for must do places to see and do between Lightening Ridge and Hervey Bay.

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hi...

Thunderbox - " The Good Old Days?"They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down,There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town.They were gi...

Hi all, Just had a win raising my silhouette camper & want to tell the world. Anyone interested how we did it simply without buggering up the wheel geometry, ask & you shall receive. Foz