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I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my extended family, friends, and so called friends, but it is difficult in todays world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. With this in mind I met my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following: Please accept, with...

I have an increase in pain levels in my hands, more so the right one. I'm taking Fish Oil, Tumeric, Glucosime and Osteo Panadol (prescribed) tried one of the Pain Away sprays work for a short time but stinks I'm now tryiing Voltarin. Any hints or ideas for me ?

Need advice on a 12V 550W Electric Power Mover Motorised Jockey Wheel for single axle Caravan 1000kg Need to be able to push and pull at a slight incline. a) What model would you recommend? b) Smallest recommended power rating? c) Any good for a slightly uneven paved surface (10-20deg)? d) best place t...

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...

Thanks to Aussie Paul and the other few reprobates who contributed this year. cheers Craig

Is it time we banned guns full stop? No more recreational hunting. Or at least, ban semi automatic guns...single round only and only kept at a gun club under lock and key. Farmers except, but only a limit of two single round guns. Absolutely, no need for guns in the community. John Howard did a good job, b...

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASOn the first day of Christmas my true love said to me; Im glad we bought a turkey and a Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas, much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into the turkey - a most delicious bird On the third day we entertained th...

Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

For months now I have been ticking the box: "Email me whenever there is a new post to this topic". Not receiving notifications. Does anyone know why this would be happening?

Howdy, fellow GN's, Now, because I'm simple, I have a simple question to put to you all. Do you have and if so, what do you think of STARLINK? Does it work great? Do you have problems at any time and what? There is a great offer around at the moment. Keep Safe on the roads and out there.

The Titanic set off on its maiden voyage. The First and Second class passengers were all well entertained with top class acts, but the poor Third class passengers had to make do with a Third Class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his Left shou;der and whenever he did a magic trick, the parrot would...

I have a Kings solar blanket. It has eight material eyelets to secure by pegs to the ground. The eyelets have now stretched and are just strings hanging off the blanket. So, my thought is to replace those eyelets with metal eyelets in the same location but in the border perimeter of the blanket. Has anyo...

This is to replace the previous post that didn't work. Hope you enjoy. -- Edited by Jim Featherby on Tuesday 25th of November 2025 09:40:57 AM

If you want a decent comb. Your options are Chinese sh_t vs Hong Kong quality. I don't get it why the Chinese are simply only capable to reduce things to the lowest common denominator. A skill which evades me on every level. Wifey has been through a dozen Chinese brushes (landfill) which disintegrate...