A priest is showing the Rabbi around his church. Reaching the confessional the Rabbi asks him what is it for? "Rabbi this is the heart of our religion"
Whilst he was talking the door on the other side closed.
"Rabbi, you are in luck, stay quiet and listen" say's the priest as he enters the cubicle. "Father I have come to confess my sins" Yes my child"
"I had sex with my boyfriend last night"
"Oh, how many times?"
"'Three times".
"That is unfortunate. Go and say three Hail Mary's, and put ten dollars in the poor box"
The priest then goes to answer the call of nature, whilst he is gone another person enters the cubicle. The Rabbi figures he can handle the situation, goes in and say's, "Yes my child what is the problem?"
"I had sex with my boyfriend last night"
"How many times?"
"Oh, only once".
A moments hesitation and then, " Go away and have another couple, we have a special on this week for ten bucks"
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