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Taken in June this year. A mouse plague there at the time.

just found out one of my aunts msy not have long to live, not only with dementia but also cancer.. might be a few weeks or a couple months, not sure..... she's 83 ,puts a damper on things...... life is too short at any age

As of tomorrow I'm an independent, accredited oversize pilot.

I'm escorting a bulldozer D9 from Tailem Bend to Adelaide, wide, high and heavy. Well, a neighbour put me in contact with the haulier who needs a pilot. My former boss has gone underground with my pay for 3 month's work. :furious...

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all working as spies for the UK Government during the cold war when they're captured by the Ruskies.Several years pass and the Russian prison starts to get a bit full, and the oppurtunity arises for an exchange of prisoners. The Russians talk and decide not t...

Kemsey floods this week. The truck should be recoverable. A little pocket Pentax, does a great job.

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/06/14/3243302.htm?site=newcastle

OK so I've been on the road for a little while now and one of the things I've learned is what stuff I haven't got that I need - or, more precisely what stuff I've got that I need more of. Two such items are fresh water hose (food grade, obviously and I need another 10m at least) and grey water hose - preferably...

May today bring you much happiness and laughter mate . And the odd pressie or two wouldn't hurt either mate. May all your wishes come true Marj. Flowers are always a nice touch. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL, YOU ENJOY.

One day I go abroad to a bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast. I tella watress I wan two pissas toast. She brings only one piss. I tella I wan two piss. She say go toilet. I say you you no understand, I wan two piss on ma plate. She say you betta no pissa onna plate you dirty sonna bitch. I donna ev...

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INO COME WORK TODAY ----- Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her t...

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag beca...

The Funeral Procession A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. ~ A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. ~ Behind the second hearse was a s...

Queenslander: Two boys in Brisbane playing football in the park when one of the boys is attacked by a savage Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A Courier Mail reporter hears about the in...

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an emplo...