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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicotine patch on it.. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis..' The other one replies, 'It's work...

Ok just want to see if anyone can recommend a good compact point and shoot camera, I'm a bugger, forget to grab camera most times, so thought if I get a small compact and leave in my bag I might actually get some photos!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photogr...

Did anyone see the program Great Australian Doorstep on channel 7two this afternoon. It might not have been on in all areas. Was hosted by Spida Everett and his wife Sheree, and showed us around Toowoomba, Fernvale and Wivenhoe Dam. Seems to be a regular program. Was great to see Wivenhoe Dam and showe...

I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said, I love you. She said, Is that you or the beer talking? I replied, Its me talking to the beer. My wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

Bunnings Scam A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Bunnings customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get trade supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't...

What a lovely looking bunch....

Another shot of E G Kruse & his badger truck at Marree, he's in the middle, his wife on his left. -- Edited by _wombat_ on Monday 27th of June 2011 07:51:00 AM

We have been off-line for a week, have travelled from Katherine, West on the Victoria Highway (Met Jon and Hylda at Timber Creek, lovely morning!) Went thru Kunnanurra to Parry's Farm which was spacious and quiet, although not cheap. We left the caravan there, took the tent and went out to El Questr...

Hi, New to the site, so this is my way of saying Hi, Not joined the Grey Nomads yet, but hopefully we will in about 2 years, just doing some reaserch now.

What do ya call a mushroom with a 9" penis.... A Fungi to be with.......... sorry...... Hoo Roo Happy Days Grumpster

Hey Guys N Gals, Was seeing red after a drop of rain up the Grampians round the Easter break.... this is the end result of a days drive down Mt Zero Rd from Halls Gap to Mt Zero and return... Hoo Roo Happy Days Grumpster

any info on using this vehicle to tow jayco heritage would be appreciated

I haven't posted much at all as yet, not considering ourselves real caravanners like most on here. But that's changing. We bought a small Supreme off-road getaway last Nov when I finished work in PNG, as Lyn said that we were always keen on seeing the block but that if I just came back to the farm outsid...

Could all those who posted earlier and are still wishing to make a donation (you've got no say in it Marg, we insist) post again here, no need to mention the amount, but if Marg can pm us with a suitable Bank/Brancy/A/C number we can make the donation direct to it. I'm in by the way !

my laptop is a hp dv6 with a wireless thing. my printer is a hp deskjet with a wireless thing too. I think I need a network or gateway device so they can talk to each other. Can anyone explain to me exactly what I need please. we also have iphones that have wireless and blue tooth too.

seen this visiting Bowen today

Went to a wife swapping party the other night and it was great... I got a 1/2" socket set and a battery drill for the old girl......

A little known fact The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that their brain could also be important.

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop...