check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Topargee products Enginesaver Low Water Alarms
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: ATO Auditors


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 513
Date:
ATO Auditors


disbelief 

At the end of the tax year, the Aust Tax office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a local hospital.  While the ATO agent was checking the         
books, he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said. "I notice you buy         
a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when         
there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question ," noted the CEO.  "We save them up and send them back
to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free       
roll."?
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.  But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases?  What do you do with what's
left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question.  "We save it and send it back
to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of         
plaster.
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all CEO.  "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
remains from the circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO.  "What we do is save
all  the little foreskins and send them to the AT office, and about
once a year they send us a complete Pr**kbiggrin 
Richo



__________________

Richo

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook