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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now,...

Anyone watching Ice Truckers? Amazing driving.

Hello all I have just sent another email to RACV regarding the above Hello Team Further to my previous feedback below, I have checked the sizes on the Concept brand of caravans and all of their vans from 15'6" are 9'6" in height and those from 17' are 7'9" wide so therefore none of these v...

Just want to share with you all the amazing day I have had today -compliments of the local Scenic Rim Council (SE Qld) - I volunteer at the local visitors centre, and to increase our local knowledge and introduce us to som e of the newer tourism venues in the area, the council are taking two small busload...

Hi folks .. As I do have an interest in singing .. primarily 'oldies' and 'country' music, I'm keen to speak with anyone who may also be involved in using Karaoke equipment. My intention is to purchase an External Drive which attaches via a USB connection to ones computer. This drive however, needs to h...

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, &quo...

I thought you all might get a giggle out of this.

We were on this bus when it caught fire, on Kangaroo Island a couple of years ago, exit door was jambed and we were all lucky to escape.

Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said,...

should the word darling be added to the swear filter, seems to be used out of context a bit of late cheers blaze

Right at the moment it is snowing around Ballarat.. Now that's cold...

Staying here for a few days. It is the old Wilmington Tourist Park reopened. It is still a work in progress but a great spot to get off the road for a while. If you want Big 4 you will be disapointed but at $20 a night wth showers, water, camp kitchen it has it all

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swe...

FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTE...

1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

Hi FF, found your other eye and thought it needed to show a bit more flesh

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