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Next Thursday, management and I are heading off for Seaforth, just north of Mackay, QLD. We will probably stay for 6 to 8 weeks and then may head inland and meet up with my brother and sil who will be in inland QLD. Hope it warms up. Was talking to the bloke in the tackle shop in Mackay this morning, and he...

For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of...

Thought I'd post these for any-one thinking about awnings etc. These are detatchable Shades, and BCF has them for $99.[in Qld] at the moment. These pics are the large one. There is a smaller one, but I didn't make a note of the price. They don't have the Blue one any-more apparently. Cheers, Sheb...

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came fr...

A plant growing in a gum tree.

At the age of 74 the thought of a 10 year plan is very daunting but I have decided on a 12 month one. I emigrated to Australia in 1959 and ever since then have been married and mortgaged, always wanting to travel Australia but never actually taken the opportunity to do it. Now after marriage seperation I fi...

To get black grease off your hands off your hands after working on the car, try rubbing margarine into your hands then wash off with liquid soap, it orks. Only problem is if it dissolves grease that well, what is it we are eating

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I like digital photography, but I love macro digital photography. What you see when really close up, is amazing sometimes. This photo was taken after heavy rain overnight on a young gum leaf.

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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

From: Thomas Cook Holidays Listing some of the guest's complaints during the season. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts" 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in t...

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all men: A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of mil...

This indeed is worrisome Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer c...

2 old farm houses just out of Kootingal NSW

Hey fellow nomads! For the last week we've been caretaking a police museum in the lovely little town of Timber Creek which is half way between Kununurra & Katherine NT. We have our caravan out back hooked up to power & water with a drop dunny 50m away though our own shower is needed or use the one i...

Dolphins at play

Just to be different. PS burnt fingers lighting matches LOL.