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Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, &quo...

I thought you all might get a giggle out of this.

We were on this bus when it caught fire, on Kangaroo Island a couple of years ago, exit door was jambed and we were all lucky to escape.

Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said,...

should the word darling be added to the swear filter, seems to be used out of context a bit of late cheers blaze

Right at the moment it is snowing around Ballarat.. Now that's cold...

Staying here for a few days. It is the old Wilmington Tourist Park reopened. It is still a work in progress but a great spot to get off the road for a while. If you want Big 4 you will be disapointed but at $20 a night wth showers, water, camp kitchen it has it all

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swe...

FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTE...

1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

Hi FF, found your other eye and thought it needed to show a bit more flesh

From Woomera Caravan Park

"Do you think the red-eye reduction will work for me?"

Transport Hall of Fame Parade 2010 - Alice Springs

before i went to bangkok we saw this camper in the park at landsborough for sale it was 22,000 comes with double cab 1985 ford trader camper has 12 volt and 240 shower toilet, kitchen has big fridge ,oven microwave, stereo 12 /240volt tv brand new annex never been put up 6 mths rego ,sleeps five people if y...

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?&quo...

Gday... I recently spent at week at the Kilcoy Showgrounds - on the west side of Kilcoy on the D'Aguilar Hwy opposite the Esk/Kilcoy Road. Set well off the highway there is a very large grassed area for many vans with plenty of power sites available with taps. Water taste and pressure is good. Showers an...

Maryborough Showgrounds - Nice clean and tidy, access off highway just north of Maryborough. $18 per night. Caretaker on site so fairly secure. We've stayed here for a couple of weeks and at the most only 3 vans here, all passing through. Standown Park Caravan Park - Almost exactly half way between Gy...

Northern Lights Festival - Adelaide