Paddy was a youthful and hard working Irishman
at a Coastal village in Ireland . Daily he would pole
a heavy old punt out  to sea then work a heavy 
iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he
sold to the local ice works.  He was a man of regular
habits he always arrived home each day at a certain 
time..  Sadly, Paddy did not realise the heavy grappling
was taking a toll on a faulty heart.
 
One day he failed to come home so his wife contacted 
the Police to  investigate him being missing. They
rowed out and found Paddy dead in the punt beside
him a huge grapple full of oysters he'd tried to hoist  
aboard.
 
Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper' Said.......................................... 




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OYSTERS KILPATRICK !!!!