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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very good decision, bec...

Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a sof...

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...

My van is a Franklin Core plated Oct 22. I have had the van since new, and 1st problem we had was grey water tank supports breaking of. This fixed by Syd RV no issues there and yes they did do a 1000 klm service. My present issue occured on a return journey from a caravan muster. We live in Hartley NSW and the m...

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...

G'day all, it's been some time since I sought some assistance on here...so, welcome me back! I have an issue...as many writers on here do. We have a Jayco Outback and, believe it or not we have had our Jayco Outback for 11 years and we have had no major issues at all!...That has to be a record..lol. Well min...

Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg4kpv3p4zoA would-be burglar in Rome was caught after stopping to read a book on Greek mythology in the middle of a robbery, Italian media report.The 38-year-old reportedly gained acce...

Hi gang. My 1984 Viscount van is currently registered in NSW but Im thinking about moving to/storing it in Qld. Can anyone tell me if I need to obtain a roadworthy in Qld to initially register it in Qld. Further, do I need a roadworthy each annual renewal, as in NSW Thank you. bigdaddy

Hi just got a 2017 Mercedes Euro Delux motorhome and I am trying to work out what automatic vehicals I can tow behind the motorhome with not much success. Any help would be greatly appreciated Thanks Chris and Angie

GasI was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music.After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me.Then I suddenl...

The mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couples house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.What are you doing? she asked.Im waiting for my husband to come home from work, the daughter-in-law answered.But...

Story of lifeA Lady asked an old street vendor: "How much do you sell your eggs for?" The old man replied "0.50¢ an egg, madam. The Lady responde, I'll take 6 eggs for $2.00 or I'm leaving. The old salesman replied, Buy them at the price you want, Madam. This is a good start for me because I haven't sold a sin...

I just upgraded my Moto G50 5g phone to a Moto G84 5g, in the van or when travelling in the Ute I use a Nighthawk 4g Wifi hotspot, instead of hotspotting from the phone, the reason behind this it saves you battery life. In the Van the hotspot allows all the devices like phones, tablet, TV etc to connect to the...

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