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Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies." The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may Go...

Banking Crisis! If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational....the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! And before you know it, these two will merge, and the whole place will be full of bloody wankers.

We have moved on from Stanley and are now enjoying the wonderful hospitality of Mr and Mrs Florinhill at Yolla just outside Burnie. We have a beautiful view overlooking farmland all the way to the coast at Wynyard and if the cloud lifts we might even see the ocean. We will do a few day trips from our base he...

I was just watching weather map seem we are in for wet times again .Very heavy rain up to 100mls predicted for a lot of N.S.W. and Q.L.D over next week ... Look like a another wet summer ...Lets hope mother nature take pity on Q.L.D this year i think they had enought devastation last year ..... ...

Looks like wombat wants to win the cooper;s. Mate, they will not fit down a wombat burrow.LOL .

Hello My folks are heading off to NZ for a month from 15th February 2012. We are looking for a couple or person to housesit while they are gone. You can stay in the house (4x2) and will be required to look after 2 dogs, a cat and 2 miniature ponies. All very easy all you need to do is feed them. The ponies can...

A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving. She tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk says, "Tits".

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Donation Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the Internal Revenue Service . Can you help us?' 'I can!' Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!' 'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.' Senility An e...

In the latest newsletter and in the profile "Characters on the Road" on Lynda, she mentiioned she wouldn't be without her Hose Bags. For her fresh water and grey water hose, she has bags which have saved her sanity. I want to know where do you get them, just what I need too. And who is Lynda? ca...

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I suppose this is where the winning photo is supposed to go. My wife Andrea usually pokes her nose in here, so this is new to me. This one illustrates what Bilbo Baggins said - "The road goes ever on". I t is one of the ten thousand ot so photos we have taken in our nearly three years on the road. I wa...

Am sure there is alot of experince in this area out here,looking to get a genny for free and bush camping, does anyone know how to calculate what output would be required? I have a 2 way ( 12v and 240V) fridge , lighting, and 12V TV to run. Prob only camp off road up to 4 or 5 nights at a time ( max)

Is this correct, has the competition closed?? Entries will close at midnight AEST on November 23 and our judge, Travel Today editor Steve Jones, will choose the top 10 pictures to be finalists by December 5, 2011.

Hi, I just read in the times that Julia pays $1,000 rego. for her van. My goodness. Is it a huge bus or what? i have a 17 foot van and if those charges comes to my state I will simply be selling the van. How much do others pay and for what size van? thanks.

I've been through the previous threads on tyres, but now I want your help with clearing up the confusion. I was offered Khumo's for my L/Cruiser, but after reading the past reports, they're definitely off the agenda. Michelin's look favourable. I'm replacing the BFG A/T's. They've taken me aroun...

Micky thompson tyres are having a problem with a bad batch of tyres. A local friend had a set fitted to go on holidays, they all cracked within a few hundred kls, they were replaced & same again, he is now up to 4th set, yes 16 tyres, The last set they tried a different tread pattern, these didn't even le...

Any nomads going to dwellingup next weekend ?????

have just read a previous thread on this topic and am thoroughly confused. when we bought our tent the salesperson told us just get a powerboard and plug it in and that's it. it would seem that this isn't correct(shock horror a salesperson not giving correct info?) so googled the suggested device and w...

Due to health reasons our van and tug are on the market. We have got a small unit in Barmera S.A. We had a friend looking after some stuff for us in Cairns and now need to get it to Barmera. I was going to hire a trailer or a one way trailer from SA to Cairns. After working out fuel costs etc we decided to get a quo...