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Well here we are at Melbourne airport, bags all checked in and just had a BIG bacon and egg brekky. The caravan and cruiser are both tucked up with friends, and pray that the fire season that is predicted will not be too severe. A BIG THANK YOU to all our nomad friends we have met on the forum and also in per...

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'. "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good con...

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wif...

Our plane was late leaving Melbourne, but we had a lovely smooth flight to Auckland. We made the decision to not sleep in but went to work with our daughter and put in a half day with her stamping and bagging fuel cells (destined for Europe). Her future father in law is the owner of the business. That done w...

OLD is when.... Scotch with 2 drops of water? A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'l...

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I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM WOOLWORTHS Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her th...

just letting you all know my dad isn't too good. my sister is coming down tomorrow for a while, not sure but he may be going into palliative care soon..just dont know yet.. scary time ahead at the moment... -- Edited by milo on Monday 25th of November 2013 05:25:20 PM

Greens Lake is certainly unusual in that there is free camping with no time limit.I am surprised that there are not 100s of campers there permanently.( maybe there will be now that members are calling for all to come to Greens Lake for Xmas.) What would happen if 100s of Grey Nomads turned up ? Would be i...

I am a new member and I was wondering if any other member had any info on Led Spot/Driving lights especially the bar type

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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirates outf...

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Well folks, only three weeks to retirement and we're getting excited! Have been off line for a while packing up, selling off heaps of stuff and checking out camping stores! Chose the colour scheme last week and finally received the van plan today after many delays. We'll make a few minor adjustments b...

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex............... Husband: ..........Sukitaki. Wife replies: .......... Kowanini! Husband says: .......... Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging: .......... Mimi nakoundinda tinkou...

Hi all, we are currently camped on the macdonald river,retreat. Just wondering if anybody has fished this river and if so any suggestions for best spots for fishing. Beautiful day here and plent of water in the river. Cheers

Sitting at happy hour last evening, when a 4wd and pop up camper pulled up - Rover (Rod), a member for quite a while, those who attended Cobb and Co meet up in Gympie QLD, or the meet up at Waruma Dam also in QLD, would know Rod. Welcome to the southern meeting place of GN's Rod!

I thought I was nuts with my flight simulator hobby but this takes the cake and then some!!

This fits all... Talent, Amazing even Scarey!!! Please take time to download and listen. Sorry if you have already had this, but I am sure you will agree it is unbelievable. http://www.flixxy.com/9-year-old-girl-sings-opera-on-hollands-got-talent.htm

Ladies and Gents, does anyone have any top tips for keeping a GPS fixed to the windscreen??? We have a Garmin Nuvi (great GPS) and a Mercedes Sprinter MH. Can I keep the GPS fixed to the windscreen? Yes, but for only one minute before it falls off! I know the Garmin has a reputation for having a weak suctio...