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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully f...

Hi All Looking at fitting a bra on the front of the van, have checked out several sites but nothing what I am looking for. On our last trip the van next to us had a simple and easy device on his. All it was is a rail across the front of the van just above the boot lid which he slid a piece of vinyl through and attach...

There are a lot of adverts recommending an additional fuel filter, either before or after the original one. We only have what Henry gave the van when he designed it, and our serviceman says that is OK provided we avoid aftermarket filters, and stick to the specified service intervals. I have read the v...

I currently have 2 x 80 watt solar panels. House batteries 2 x 6 volt connected in series and 1 x 12 volt, all 100 amp batteries. I've noticed on days of continuous rain and heavy overcast the voltage output can get down to 11.8 volts. That's the setting my refrig. will cut off due to low voltage. So today I'...

I'm pinged off, again. I'd almost finished replying to a thread which I put much thought and effort into only the hit the wrong key and....bingo...all gone. I don't need all those F keys along the top row, or the numeric bits on the right....don't need caps lock etc.....I just want QWERTY. If all those k...

THE ARNOTT'S BISCUIT STORY. Mr. "Monte Carlo" was a fresh biscuit, He took Mrs "Vo Vo" for a "Morning Coffee". He put his hand on her "Milky Way" And she thought it was "Nice" But when he put his "Scotch Finger" On her "Date Slic...

The subject is a question that strikes me whenever I walk around my neighbourhood. It occurred to me that there may be a way to quantify the rate of human evolution. The human genome consists of 3 billion base pairs. A base pair is the fundamental element of our DNA. For a long time the conventional scien...

Has anyone sufferred these and is there help out there? I occaisionally have had in toe of foot but just goes away, last night started in my big toe then my leg from shin to inner thigh. The pain of trying to massage it out, stretch it was unbearable and took my breath away....after about 15 mins, seemed l...

Hello all - I have been doing a bit of family research and checking the old burial plots. I have noticed that some of the graves are growing moss on them. Is there an easy way to clean this off and deter it from growing again or not for a while anyway.

Gday... Seeing Jules47's avatar has again prompted me to look at the comparison between Straya and "the world". Here are a couple of 'maps' showing the comparison. The distance between Brisbane and Melbourne, 846 miles (1,362.06 kilometres) is almost as great as the distance be...

Finally! They were done this morning, the engineer comes tomorrrow, then we just have to change the lights over, get RWC/service, and we can book the boat. I was so excited, I did a dance in the backyard this morning, much to the amusement of the daughter-in-law.

Hi all, I'm asking this for my brother who is not on the internet. When is the best time to go to Tasmania, they will be taking their car and staying in cabins.

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."...

Our rig is a 2008 Sunliner on a Fiat ducato which we've now done 39,000km in. It is fitted out with solar panels, inverter, washing machine, double bike rack, 12V fans - so we're all set up for free camping. It can carry 250L water, 50L grey water and we tow a little Suzuki swift behind it on a hitch-and-go A...

Just thought I would say g'day!!!!!!

G'day all, thought I'd have an arvo out, wasn't feeling real wonderfull weekend, any way decided to go to the Nowra Navy Air / Fleet Museum down at Albatros ... Was a good experiance ,I got to sit in a helicopter shell and flew around sydney in their flight sim, which I did good with and it gave me an idea of...

I thought I noticed yesterday that the thread about "Jokes" was closed by Cindy but I noticed now that it is not I know Uncle Al has moved in and won't leave but now I am seeing things as well

Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions) Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's import...

Have sewed for years and thought I would have a go at making my own hose bags...like the ones you can buy at camping shops for the hoses to be stored in for travelling. anyone done this? Got some measurements so I could have a go. Or have a hose bag you could take the measurements from and post here? thanks :...

Offering free parking on our front lawn at Crescent Head - for some very talented person who is clever, wise, talented & knows what they are doing in regards to fitting solar. Depending on assets & skills, there may be a connection to front tap available. Also if they have own tools the window m...