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Toyota has announced they are stopping production of vehicles by 2017. .......SURPRISE .......SURPRISE

The hardest part of being a guide dog!

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day. The daughter said to her mother, 'My hands are freezing.' The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.' The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was ridin...

Hi All.. Ok this is the Prelude to me posting a few Photo's of stuff that I have found in the Bus.. The Photo's show What I feel is series of wrong thing's that could of, if not found at this time and left in place could of caused some serious Damage.. - Yes, I have dismantled the bulk of the work done to the Bus...

A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and som...

Ralph and Edna, madly in love, were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while walking hand in hand past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end, sank to the bottom and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out and save...

Gday...1809 - Charles Darwin, the man who split the scientific community in two with his theory of evolution, is born. 1851 - The first payable gold is discovered in Australia. 1977 - The largest lobster on record is caught: it weighed nearly 20.2kg and was around a metre long. 1993 - ...

Sound On.....click on; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoM2bHfr48

An elderly father found a vibrator in his daughters bedroom and asked her about it. She told him that she was 40 years of age, unmarried, hadn't had sex with a man and that she had to have a life! The next evening she came home to find her dad sitting with a whiskey dry in one hand and the vibrator in the other...

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' sai...

A group of friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But m...

Heading off to Beauty point today for a few days ,try and catch up with some fish that i would really like to know better, so if any one in area be pleased to catch up for a chat and beer or cider,

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades u p from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.Then we'll talk about the car."...

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says, 'O...

Hi all. Monday night,10/02/14 and watching the Sochi Olympics on channel10. I've just seen a trailer for the infotainment show on 10, The Project. They are saying that Free Camping is under attack so for those to whom Free Camping is important, such as me, I would suggest trying to catch the show tomo...

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Has any stayed at mildura lately , we hear it has been recieving a bit of bad press, kids on ice and bikies . we usually stay near the old zoo on the way out but wont stay if it isnt safe. Vic

Was this how Wombat first saw the world?

We are converting a bus, at present we are waiting on the plate from DIER, so we can get roadworthy approval, and thus registration. It's taken aaaaages, because Federal legislation changes put a stop to all conversion plates being sent out Australia-wide. I realise this is important, and that we a...