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Hello everyone...we are just about finished our project and hopefully we will get underway by end of February 14. We are building a fully self sufficient motor home (I hope) we are using the Isuzu NPS250/300 4x4 single cab. We are building a custom body to suit. The unit will have 2 x 220w solar panels, 9...

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they...

Had an interesting day yesterday leaving Bundarra and arriving in Glen Innes just as the post office opened at 9am and the inverter was there after having been sent on from Frankston. Just down the main street was a Leading Appliance Store and as luck would have it they stocked a Sharp Microwave oven 75...

Gday...1910 - British actor, David Niven, is born.1774 - Captain Cook sails closer to the South Pole than any known person has previously sailed. 1854 - The first Cobb & Co coach departs Melbourne for the Forest Creek goldfields. 1945 - The Wilhelm Gustloff sinks in the worst dis...

Hi All, New to this, so will give it a go. Just wondering if anyone else has had this same feeling...read on... My husband and I did a trip to Cape York for a month last year and that changed our whole perspective on life. We came home looked around and said when did we us that or that last when we had been away f...

Hi All, Have visited the site a few times and finally decided to poke my toe's into the water. Actually tried to reply to a post a couple of weeks ago but not being registered ! Will put my tuppence worth in later if that's ok. Regards Mike.

Hope this works now

I have received a response from the Webmaster Cindy. WHO IS THIS STICKY will appear in the "I DIGRESS" Column. This is her response: Hi Ken, Many thanks for the suggestion. I think it's a great idea and have made it a 'sticky' at the top of 'I digress'. I reckon it will be an interesting and fun...

Backing The Van All around this wide brown country there are delights you all should knowand to see it all should be a lasting plan.I've seen a few weird things myself but the best Ive every seenis when a poor old nomad tries to back his van. No matter where you strike them from the Cape to Hobart to...

Dougwe is on the loose in that area today and armed With camera that is Copper 1&2 are around that area as well. Anyone else around yell out.

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' ...

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement...

A Jewish Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that...

Kathy buys a pair of crotchless panties, in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs enough times, that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless...

Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, Why are you throwing thos...

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complainingof an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her upand stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under.A little perplexed, she hears, snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt.&q...

Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while Mick...

So many newbies it is hard to keep up with them - Soooo - hope you will all take this a very warm welcome from me, and me as well

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A bit of cultural news for a change After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His proud sponsors were