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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100lbs of dynamite Baaaaby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "Myy, what massive calves you have!" He tells her "That's 100lbs of dynamite B...

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I th...

In a previous life I was sitting with a boat engineer and skipper and a mate of mine and we had a coffee and chatted about life, happiness and the state of the nation (or vessel) After we had been there for a while, my mate from another occupation said that he had been listening to us for a couple of hours and h...

Gday... I bought a bracket for the van today that they said required simple assembly. I got it home and got out the instructions - it seems straight forward enough but............ Can someone help please? Cheers - John

Need some help sorting out how i would go about running a lead from second battery on 200 serieis , through anderson plugs to help supply charge to the two Caravan batteries during overcast/rainy weather when solar panels cant supply enough to save fridge/freezer loosing it cool :)... So far i do have...

I was walking through the local supermarket the other day when I saw a grandfather walking around with his 2 year old grandson. It was obvious that the grandpa wasn't having an easy time of it, with the siren-like voice of his cherished youngling scaling upwards every time candy or toys came into view...

Hi . We are about to take our first short caravan trip as a tester. We have a 14ft Avan and a 4 wheel drive. Have to be in Bowral NSW for a couple of nights. From there we are hoping to head to the coast. I have heard the roads are not great for towing. Macquarie Pass, Jamberoo Mountain or Kangaroo valley...

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him,"What is your name?""I can't tell you" the black man says.Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always respo...

Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something my new boyfriend said to me, that I didn't fully understand." He said that I' have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, fantastic bumper,....and....do I prefer a manual gear change?'... Father's Response: "Go tell your new boyfriend...

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Shut the front gate! Look what was put in today. Will come in very handy indeedy. Just hope people appreciate the effort put in by the authorities and look after it and only use it for what is it for. Does this mean a shower is next and maybe even a kiosk Nope, I and many others appreciate what they supply...

I got my Licence in 1964 as a 16 year old lad in S.A...used to drive my 'Puch' motor scooter to School etc in my 'Mod' days......driven all over Australia except Tasmania.....<at this stage>...point being I've never had a speeding fine in 52 years of driving..... I'm so glad they did not have b...

Finding a Needle in a Haystack - Who says you're invisible in a croud... Use the scale on the left side to magnify after you have double clicked on the picture. This is incredible! If you think you can hide in a crowd, think again. "This picture was taken with a 70,000 x 30,000 pixel camera...

Hi all im travelling from Brisbane to Lightning Ridge via Tenterfield Inverall Moree and Lightning Ridge back via Ninidigully pub. Just wanna get any one elses ideas and tips of what to do and see for this trip. Heading out that way late March for 3 weeks. Thanks

Never having travelling this way, we would be blessed to know the forum's thoughts re a Falcon towing a 17ft6inch top-pop from Bathurst to Scone, staying in caravan parks and travelling at most 270km a day. Road suitability, not caravan park recommendations (though they are welcome), is our questi...

Just been diagnosed and will need to buy a machine. Can anyone tell me how you manage when travelling? I really don't want to get trapped in caravan parks just for 240 volt power?

His wife left a note for him to prepare dinner that evening:Shepherds Pie needs to be taken out of the fridge and placed in the oven at 140 degrees. Dave

Hi all tomorrow I have to start a 3month course of chemotherapy(all intravenous with a pump attached to a pic line), last year I tried a course with tablets and a drip and it knocked me for 6 no 12 actually, reason for the post has anyone done chemo whilst living in a van and if so how well did you cope? We stil...

Just wondering what one of these evaporative coolers would be like in a caravan, lot cheaper than air con, some can be used on 12v any one out there used ,or seen one or had any thing to do with them, i have used a similar thing in Canada years ago on big 4x4 tractors and seem to work well was chatting to some on...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9zTheyLIvRc The way all Commercials should be made IMO....reminds me of driving in Melbourne CBD at 4.30pm.....Hoo Roo