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rockylizard


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Gday...

I bought a bracket for the van today that they said required simple assembly.

I got it home and got out the instructions - it seems straight forward enough but............

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Can someone help please?

Cheers - John



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Rocky the problem is your are a very intelligent person and I tell you that for free. You need to be a simple person to read simple instructions. Maybe if you got a DISstruction book from Emanual.

Sorry mate.

None of that pic makes any sense to me at all maybe if you tell us what it is for perhaps.

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Lol, I have seen this somewhere befofe

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In my day that diagram would be handed to an apprentice to go and get one at the local hardware store, and be told to be sure the right nuts were included.

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I think you have been "screwed".

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Start drilling 3 x 8 1/4 whitworth hex holes in upper right bottem corner of van.
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Rocky, my main man it is fairly obvious mate, the convobulator needs to be inserted in the fuffoo valve sideways giving a maximum clearance of 0000.1 of a clacker. This will allow a degree of movement in the schlacken tappet which will enable it to be screwed more securely.

Should you require any further advice do not hesitate to ask the Phantom.



-- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 16th of February 2016 12:06:29 PM

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brickies


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The two outside bolts are left hand tread and the middle one is a left right out tread

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The Phantom


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That probably comes from the same stable as this one

 

Escher_Waterfall.jpg

 

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dorian


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Let me guess. IKEA?

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The Phantom wrote:

That probably comes from the same stable as this one

Escher is one of my favourite artists.

http://www.mcescher.com/gallery/impossible-constructions



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simple you have it upside down

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Geez, that had me going for a bit - just got my glasses back from an optician today after the frame was repaired (after I sat on them last week ) and wondered if they did something to the lenses as well. Then I noticed who the OP was ... 'nuf said!!

My eyes are still pointing in different directions.

 

Cheers

Joe

 



-- Edited by Joe50 on Wednesday 17th of February 2016 12:17:04 AM

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ramblegambol


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ocker bolts.JPGReally Rocky,
thought you would be able to assemble this without needing a swamp throttle eliminator.
Suggest you use simple ocker bolts and a non rusty tool to fix this in seconds!
RambleGambolnon-rusty tool.jpg



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Well Rocky id take it back it's not the full goods cheers 



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ramble - oh, very good - Ive copies that and will send it to a few friends who will also find it amusing

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Should be in jokes John.

It's like "jake the peg" eh.



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I think you should be asking Maurits Cornelis Escher rather than us.



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