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Sitting in the lounge looking looking out the front window this afternoon,when an owl fell out of a tree . Then two magpies swooped down to attack it,went out and with a bit of and old tee shirt and got the owl put in an old shoe box. It seemed ok but a bit stressed,put it out of harms way,took it out on front ve...

Officer asks driver to say the alphabet starting with "M". Driver answers " Malphabet " !!

Where's your licence?A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home".The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'Billy says, ' W...

A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.Just when he thinks things can't possib...

Hi all We are about to move (up?) from our little Avan Aliner 3C to something not too much bigger but with an ensuite - the older we get the more we need to... We are both retired now and thinking about some longer journeys that will probably see us try to do a bit more free camping rather than caravan parks. ...

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Hi, let me introduce myself. Dorry or Dee. Answer to anything. I am on the starting line of van life. Single. White. Female. I have to buy a tow vehicle and am looking at ritzy pajero. One is 2005 .223,157klm 6cyl petrol. The other is 2010 4cyl diesel 197025klm. There is 3 k difference in price. Which wo...

Hi guys, it has been a very long time since I have posted. Looking for road conditions between Hay NSW and Dubbo also Any infomation on current road conditions from New Castle to Dubbo on the Golden Highway ??? Only towing an 18ft these days but being from s.a. info would help. Cheers -- Edited by Dreamc...

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...

A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!" -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 13th of July 2024 03:36:2...

There was another disaster on the Bruce Highway this morning with three passengers killed in a Greyhound bus & four others injured after the bus & a 4wd towing a caravan collided north of Gumlu. Only the drivers would know what caused it but the police are still investigating. For the caravan...