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Senior couple watching TV as hubby sipped on his beveridge . He says "I never want to become a vegetable, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive!" SO She got up, pulled the TV power lead out of the socket and threw out his bottle of beer.

Hi, We see these stories about vans catching fire and most of the stories do not give a reason. Whenever I travel I worry about a van tyre having a blow out and me not noticing it until it catches fire. We have a dual axle van. So.. How do I keep an eye on the tyres? a) Stop every 100 k and check as per standard r...

I hope many will find this interesting and informative. It runs for a bit over 50 minutes but may help the general motoring public understand the transport industry and the commentary is provided by two great representatives with first hand knowledge and experience. Caravanners and Nomads in gene...

hi just got a new 12 v water pump fitted and on first trip,up till now been in caravan parks with water and power ect,first night at free camp and pump works well with taps ect but when u shut tap off it seems to tick over at a slow rate constuantly not shutting off, ive checked all fittings nill leaks, any ide...

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts a...

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always want to look at her. Ada...

Yesterday I landed at the Sydney international terminal from Dubai a bit after 7am expecting to be picked up by our shuttle bus for the usual 90minute run up the M1 to Lake Macquarie. The shuttle finally arrived after we had hung around for more than an hour wondering what was going on, the driver said t...

This is the new set up 2017 ford Everest trend and 2108 Jayco silverline

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Gday all, Went to the quack (doctor) a few weeks ago because I have a very painful shoulder. He suggested bursitis so I dutifully went for the ultrasound and steroid jab. Pain got worse! Referred to a orthopaedic surgeon for a look see. He informs me the worst thing I can do is fill up on steroids, evident...

Birdsville sunrise..... It's a journey that brings life to some of the most remote parts of Australia, and following months of dry, punishing heat, the parched gibber plains of Queensland's Channel Country are being recharged by floodwaters. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-07/water-b...

I am sure I read on the forum about new regulations at Greens - but do you think I can find it????? It was that camping restricted to 7 days, and no pets. Maybe I was dreaming - but anyway beside the point - called into Greens today for lunch, it was so serene sitting there eating a nice salad looking at that a...

A trucker's wife saw three parrots for sale, $170, $160, $10. She asked the store owner why the third parrot was so cheap. He told her is was marked down as it had lived in a whorehouse. The woman just laughed. She bought the $10 parrot and took it home. When the woman's two daughters came home to parrot sai...

Talking to a friend today he mentioned sometime ago he lost 4 wheel studs from his caravan wheel, tightened the 2 remaining wheel nuts up and limped into the closest town and replaced missing/broken studs with new ones in a CP. I carry different studs sizes for the front and back wheels of our cruiser, b...

The disgrace of a nation. Australias shame.A dark time for sport in this country. Not only about cricket. Its been a rough week for our national obsession.BALL-TAMPERING SCANDAL: All you need to knowWeve seen three men hailed as heroes brought to their knees by their own stupidity and arroganc...

Just pulled into Greens for a couple of days... any other GNs here?

A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.

A lawyer arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife star...