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Copy & paste from MSN.1. Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. 2. How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed. 3. Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I dont know, but their flag is a huge plus. 4. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it. 5. Why arent koal...

I have a 2014 Isuzu D max that I have had since new. I have about 70,000 on the clock and recently have noticed that the rear springs have flattened out. It does not ride any differently but still gave me a bit of a surprise given that it has a tow limit of 3500 and a ball weight capacity of 350kg. I have a Windso...

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I have just finished installing a PPAP Diesel heater and Im having some issues. It seams the ECU is the main cause and the seller is sending a new one. My question is about the operation of the fuel pump. When I primed the system and applied power direct to the fuel pump it clicked once then stopped. By co...

Hi .. A great video of enormous motors in very old classics .. enjoy (& have a look at some of the other links at the end of this one) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKjPwRaA5Q

An old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she d...

Hi all. Just a quick question for those of you with diesel heaters. I have been looking on ebay and I noticed they seem to vary between 2KW to 5 kw I'm looking for one for a 18 foot van can any one tell us what size they are using, how efficient it is, and how much fuel it uses. Also has any one had any problems wit...

Not a very good advertisement for Kalgoorlie, I am afraid. (I lived in that town for about twenty years).Basically an American tourist in a car and camper trailer, was robbed at knife point, while he was parked up in the town.They left him with just the clothes he was wearing and one shoeThe link is belo...

We recently stored our 6mt long mesh security shade under the caravan while at Uluru campground. During the night it flooded so the folded screen was under water. We've found it very difficult to get the red dirt stain out of it, unfortunately it's stained on some of the folded squares and not others so...

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their 'secret' base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pi...

A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"The little boy replied "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right...

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt" the golfer mumbles to himself.Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers "Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?"Thinking the ma...

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such a...

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, bec...

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they...

G'day all, new to the forum. My wife and I are retired (5 years), live un Melbourne, and have been doing long and short trips around Aust. (except the West), both pre and post retirement, starting out in the 70's with a Jayco camper trailer with family, then in a 4wd and tent as a couple, and now with a Mitsu...

Hi GNs - does anyone know of a certified engineer in SE Melbourne who is able to upgrade the ATM of my 2014 Jayco Outback van by about 200 kgs ? regards

I am in my planning stage at the moment (Who only knows how long that will be) and over time will ponder questions to the life on the open road. When I leave, I have no plans returning any time soon to WA but eventually will come full circle and keep going. I presume my question may have been asked a few times b...