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A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walki...

A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply "Young man, I thought you said you would hold...

One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why don't you just thrown t...

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Hi all, after stopping the night in Guyra last night. we have discovered our pump won't work. any ideas on what is wrong and how it can be fixed would be appreciated. i should add that is was so cold we had ice inside of van -- Edited by Kaid on Saturday 14th of July 2018 04:01:11 PM

Got a call from this number at 12.35 today, 738528427. A non human voice told me my Telstra line was going to be cut off, and to press 1 to get to the "Telstra rescue line" Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 17th of July 2018 01:38:36 PM

I saw an old post about Blue Nomading being retiring to travel by boat. There is another way to combine the best of both worlds, Trailer Sailing. Using a trailable yacht to act as a caravan on land and a launch it at your favourite riverside, lakeside or seaside location for the ultimate waterfront free...

The Russian maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was inclined to refuse but decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, "Now Anna; why do you want more pay?" ... Anna: "Well, Ma'am, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first reason is that I am cleaning better than you." Wife: "Who said you...

Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV. The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You kn...

Visiting Darwin for first time IN MAY this year enjoy my fishing here in vic especially surf.. can anyone recommend some good land based salt water fishing spots in and around Darwin ? thanks

I have a 1982 sunchaser Toyota hiace poptop campervan. I need to know where the compliance plate for the original conversion is. It was converted from new by sunchaser. I need to get a Nsw blue slip to register it as it is a Victorian van originally. Otherwise I have to pay an engineer to certify it. Thank...

Very good condition and works perfectly. Fully insulated cabinet together with insulated cover. Fitted with Anderson plug. $275.00. Located in Tingalpa a suburb of Brisbane. 0412131148. David.

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing as well as they want to so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the professional sees his swing, he says, No, no, no. Youre gripping the club way too hard! Well, what should I do? the man asks. T...

Has anyone changed out their thetford plastic bowl for a vitreous china bowl , I've been told its not possible as the cassette is different ?

Hello Cindy & fellow forum members, There was a post from a member (I assume - "tworingers") about a "recommendation" for a brake service at Rockhampton & it seems some members took this as being an advert for a company. I looked up "tworingers" info - he lives at Mackay which is ONLY 300kms no...

Hi All, After some advice from my learned fellow Nomads. I have a Suburban Hot Water (Gas/240v) in my 2008 Supreme Spirit. The problem is I have low pressure when using the hot water, cold water pressure is fine. This happens on pump and mains pressure. Not sure if it is relevant but, the problem only sta...

Just saw the best outdoor grill plate ever- what I want for Father's Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xng4UvBat68

At what point do you, or would you wear the tires on the tow vehicle down to, i.e. mm of tread remaining, when towing a large van in the wet of winter? Would you wear the tires right down to the wear strip indicators. My concern is the danger of aqua planning during rain storms, but on dry roads I would have n...

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Passengers on an airplane were enjoying their flight until they heard an announcement from the captain. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean," he said. The passengers were obviously very worried about the si...