A surfer, who is well known for the amount of waves he catches, is asked for his secret.
"It's simple," he replies. "When I get up in the morning and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break."
"But, suppose she is lying on her back?" the admirer asks.
"Well in that case my friend, I sure as hell don't go surfing!"
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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