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A man is looking for a parking space but he is having absolutely no luck. As he drives around he begins to desperately pray to God. Please God, if you find me a parking spot I promise I will go to church every Sunday and never touch a drop of alcohol again! A moment later the man sees a parking spot open up rig...

Well, Im afraid to say I have some bad news and some very bad news, a doctor tells his patient. Okay, the man replies. Well you may as well give me the bad news first. So the doctor tells him: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. 24 hours?! he replies. That's terrible! Wh...

For anyone who has Satellite TV via VAST this information may be helpful. We got Satellite TV from Albany TV Services in September 2013. As an aside, if you are in or near Albany and are looking at satellite TV, pop in and speak to Neil, really knowledgable and helpful. We used it frequently and in fact wh...

Gday... Following on from an earlier thread about showing consideration for the homeless and less fortunate - This bloke's helping Cheers - John

Yep, another Newbie has joined!

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?""Yes, Father, it is.""And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so y...

Tom and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Tom fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Tom was ecstatic.He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Tom had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaur...

Little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"The shop keeper's heart melts.He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fluffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there..?"The little gi...

A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found...

Take care - everywhere. https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/08/03/19/30/hervey-bay-queensland-caravan-park-couple-attacked-with-hammer

We stayed here twice in 2 weeks on a run to/from the Outback to the Sunny Coast. In a cabin, with 3 dogs (yes, it is truly pet friendly). The cabins are small, but clean and well appointed. Good price too ($79-$89 per night). Sites are a good size, could fit the bus no worries. Facilities immaculately clea...

Hi. We are having trouble with our Truma Model B10/B14 hws. It only works on 240 and not on the gas. It used to be ok but since experiencing a few rough roads we turn the gas hws on but it soon turns off. Yes the bottle was turned on and yes we had removed the cowl. Any ideas? Kim

Going to look at a coromal 457 Planning to do short trips in Summer and migrate north in winter.

Hi there, About to set off from Redcliffe to Winton later this month and looking forward to making new friends along the way

hi Nomads. Has anyone attempted to replace the cords on pull up blinds and screens on their van. My Avan has one broken and a couple looking a bit doubtful. Thanks in advance. Terry.

We are parked up next to a Caravan couple and they put their black water from a cassette toilet down the grey water drain. There is a Dump Point not far away, and I think it disgusting and very unhygienic. I am interested to know what people think I should do about it ? Its only the second time I have seen this...

I have a scale for checking the weight on the towball, so I will obviously check the towball weight just before I leave home. But assuming that I am not planning on adding any substantial weight or shifting things around in the caravan, do I need to bring the towball scale with me? I am trying to minimise w...

Hi, Newly retired, my wife and I are planning to do some GN with a van once we get a few things in order at home. We don't have anything really nailed down yet but as our old car just blew it's motor I need to decide on a vehicle sooner than expected. I'd like some vehicle recommendations, makes and models to l...

omg. Strop and i went out for lunch today and came across this restaurant. Homemade lasagne. As good as i used to make. Real italian cooking. Now i am home, i just want to go back for another helping. So good. Have wine as well. and we got 20% senior discount. -- Edited by the rocket on Tuesday 5th of June 201...