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We're picking up our Toyota Coaster from NSW on Wednesday - can't wait. Can anyone suggest a good company in Brisbane (preferably near Beenleigh Rum Distillery ) that can fit Towbars & Bullbars in one go? The intention is to maybe purchase a cheap trailer & tow "stuff" to NW Queensland &...

hello, of we stay here where is the closest dump point?

How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep? Are there female leprechauns? Do judges and lawyers do jury duty? Do fish sleep? Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light? Why do all the days of the week end in "y"? Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is...

I'd just like to say thank you to the dozen or so regulars and the people who only post periodically in the Just Joking forum. I read this forum, and a few others every morning with my morning coffee. I leave the Grey Nomads to last and the Just Joking section to very last in this forum. That way, I start ever...

Stopped at Guyra enroute see our Grandies in Tamworth. Everything in the Van is frozen including the pipes. Ice on the windows and skylights and a few other places lol. Hubby might listen to me now when I say we should install a diesel heater in the van lol

I have a tune that pops up in my head every now and again from late sixties maybe early seventies , like most people tunes from my teen years ring around in my mind. The words I remember are " sweet water flows thru my fingers and thru my toes , see the sweet water run sweetest sparkle in the sun " , I astound my w...

Twin sisters in a nursing home were turning 100 years old.The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins.One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters...

Dogs cant operate MRI machines. But catscan. I went to play with my boomerang, but forgot how to use it. Then it came back to me. A monk paid $20 for a hotdog. When he asked the vendor where his change was, the vendor replied "Change comes from within" Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they are she...

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, Ill serve you, but dont start anything. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. Without geometry life is pointless. A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the b...

Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital. Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh...

Whether you like him or not...it is funny!Turnbull was in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below so he descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised Bill Shorten I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.' The man b...

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels My Dad told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves After the helicopter crash, the blonde pilot was asked what happene...

I have been moonlighting for years trying to get an acting gig. Well all those years have finally paid off! Today I received a contract to star in the next 3 movies of the Fifty Shades series. They will be titled: Fifty Shades of Grey Nomad Fifty Shades of Grey Hair Fifty Shades of Grey Matter

Hi Guys. I am looking at storing our Motor Home Sept to June 2019. (9 months in Cairns.) Returning to NZ for our summer. I have been warned about dampness and mould especially in Cairns and that I would be better to store it down in Brisbane. Has any one got any advice re de humidifiers. Also on storing in...

Have a electric flush toilet (thetford) in the van, not flushing when knob is depressed, found 10amp fuse underneath & it checked out o.k. has been working fine up till now, any thoughts? Joda

https://www.dailyliberal.com.au/story/5535849/man-dies-in-collision-near-wellington-between-sedan-and-4wd-with-caravan/-- Edited by Desert Dweller on Saturday 21st of July 2018 06:45:10 AM

When I born, I black,When I grew up, I black,When I sick, I black,When I go out in the sun, I black,When I cold, I black,When I die, I still be black,But you, When you born, you pink,When you grow up, you white,When you sick, you green,When you go out in the sun, you red,When you're cold, you blue,When you d...