Just Joking

Hendo · Hendo

A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!

Yarra · Yarra

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Very clever! G.

Possum3 · Possum3

Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine

Hurls · Hurls

POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...

Dodge · Dodge

Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...

Dodge · Dodge

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...

Possum3 · Possum3

Old Harry was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist by his GP. As soon as Harry went into the Dr's office the Dr said to him, not to be concerned but many of his patients at Harry's age had troubles passing water in the morning. That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bladder complete...

Hendo · Hendo

Amazing how your values change As you age... An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress Is blow...

Possum3 · Possum3

When I heard Fred Niles and Chris Riley were guest preachers nearby Bourke church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Fred Niles came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my...

Yarra · Yarra

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tiradelisting every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon...

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Maria & Mario were to marry in the coming spring. The custom. Everyone is invited. Uncles, Aunts, Nices & Nephews, cousins, second cousins friends 1000 plus. Maria's parents were the hosts. All the food, all the drink to be orginised nothing left to chance. Italian style eh!...............

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

There once lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked Beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat odourous reaction on him. However, one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he through to himself "she's such a sweet, gen...

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to...

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	Warning (Preview) A guy gets talking to a good sort at his local and get on really well. Come last drinks he invites her back to his place and she readily accepts. They get back to his place and as he put the key in the door he turns to her and says " I should warn you that I sometimes suffer from prem.... ooooh oh oh too late...	Hendo	0	807	03:49 PM May 24, 2015 by Hendo
	Cabbie witness.... (Preview) A man returns home a day early from a business trip.Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into...	aussie_paul	2	1019	03:14 PM May 24, 2015 by sarg
	Really??....I did not think this would be an issue..... (Preview) In Gents Toilet........I'm a bit thick, but it did not even occur to me......the sign 'airblades' was more than sufficient warning one would have thought?....not my idea of a perfect blowjob!........lmao....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 08:40:45 AM	Goldfinger	1	914	11:26 AM May 24, 2015 by Gunsondeck
	Incentive for top Health Cover......Warning! P/Incorrect but humorous..... (Preview) HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....?? A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?" Th...	Goldfinger	0	816	09:21 AM May 24, 2015 by Goldfinger
	NOW QUALIFIED (Preview) We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!	Hey Jim	1	912	06:52 AM May 24, 2015 by The Doo crew
	Why did you have to die? (Preview) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" T...	Yarra	0	860	11:30 AM May 23, 2015 by Yarra
	Pirates of the Caribbean (Preview) Very clever! G.	Gunsondeck	1	930	12:23 AM May 23, 2015 by Joe50
	Tragic (Preview) Every box of raisins is a sad tale of grapes that could have been wine	Possum3	0	888	10:26 AM May 22, 2015 by Possum3
	Post Turtles (Preview) POST TURTLES While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders. The old farmer said, "Well, a...	Hurls	2	1164	04:29 PM May 21, 2015 by Phillipn
	Disco (Preview) Husband takes his wife to a disco.. There's a guy on the dance floor really going crazy - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works.. The wife turns to her husband and says: "You see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!!!" Husband says: "Look...	Dodge	0	702	03:15 PM May 21, 2015 by Dodge
	50 shades of grey (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope;...	Dodge	0	891	10:24 PM May 20, 2015 by Dodge
	Grammar Nazi's (Preview) But I like it .. -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:45:50 PM -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Wednesday 20th of May 2015 09:46:50 PM	Aus-Kiwi	2	845	09:47 PM May 20, 2015 by Aus-Kiwi
	A Harley Biker (Preview) A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the no...	aussie_paul	1	966	07:38 PM May 20, 2015 by grahos
	New Doctor (Preview) Old Harry was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist by his GP. As soon as Harry went into the Dr's office the Dr said to him, not to be concerned but many of his patients at Harry's age had troubles passing water in the morning. That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bladder complete...	Possum3	1	878	06:24 PM May 19, 2015 by Hey Jim
	Changing Values (Preview) Amazing how your values change As you age... An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship Holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress Is blow...	Hendo	1	1014	01:41 AM May 19, 2015 by Joe50
	By the will of God (Preview) When I heard Fred Niles and Chris Riley were guest preachers nearby Bourke church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about. I sat down and Fred Niles came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my...	Possum3	3	1074	01:38 AM May 19, 2015 by Joe50
	I Play Bowls (Preview) Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tiradelisting every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, lon...	Yarra	0	945	06:58 PM May 18, 2015 by Yarra
	The Wedding : Italian style (Preview) Maria & Mario were to marry in the coming spring. The custom. Everyone is invited. Uncles, Aunts, Nices & Nephews, cousins, second cousins friends 1000 plus. Maria's parents were the hosts. All the food, all the drink to be orginised nothing left to chance. Italian style eh!...............	Hey Jim	0	856	10:15 PM May 17, 2015 by Hey Jim
	DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR (Preview) There once lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked Beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat odourous reaction on him. However, one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he through to himself "she's such a sweet, gen...	Hey Jim	2	941	09:28 PM May 17, 2015 by grahos
	Need a Push (Preview) A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to...	Hoodathunkit	1	1090	09:25 PM May 17, 2015 by grahos
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