Just Joking

Yendorane · Yendorane

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM

rosco532 · rosco532

sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM

Yendorane · Yendorane

Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...

Yendorane · Yendorane

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...

Vic41 · Vic41

These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM

nomadic1 · nomadic1

I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Yendorane · Yendorane

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,rela...

arthur · arthur

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says t...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault...

Yendorane · Yendorane

Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small, and dro...

Vic41 · Vic41

Forget the political comments, but I thought this was funny....

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So wh...

Vic41 · Vic41

Hurls · Hurls

A Glasgow man phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction "£85 pounds for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. "£85 quid! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use an...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop sa...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A man's wife hits him across the head. "What's that for?" She says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah written on it." Quick as a flash he replies "That's the name of a horse I bet on today, you silly woman." She apologises. A week later she hits him ove...

Hurls · Hurls

I pointed to two old farts across the bar from us and told my friend Bob, "That'll be us in ten years." He turned to me and said.. "That's a mirror, you dumb s**t."

Vic41 · Vic41

For his birthday, little James asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little James heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he ask...

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	Turpentine (Preview) A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine. The Priest said, No, the most p...	Yendorane	0	691	07:45 AM May 14, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 04:37:04 PM	kiwijims	0	829	10:43 AM May 13, 2014 by kiwijims
	Todays Pension announcement (Preview) sorry...just seen the same pic...with a different caption....... -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:25:56 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:26:16 AM -- Edited by rosco532 on Tuesday 13th of May 2014 10:27:29 AM	rosco532	0	811	10:19 AM May 13, 2014 by rosco532
	excited (Preview) Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip. The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other. At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!" The other guy wakes up and asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "I gotta go find my wife, I just woke up with th...	Yendorane	0	711	07:38 AM May 13, 2014 by Yendorane
	'Colonoscopy' !! (Preview) Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. &q...	Yendorane	0	713	07:00 AM May 12, 2014 by Yendorane
	Things Are Not Always What They Seem.... (Preview) These would make a good conversation piece in your garden at your next backyard BBQ (Vietnamese Pumpkins)... -- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 10th of May 2014 05:37:00 PM	Vic41	5	1266	03:33 PM May 11, 2014 by Vic41
	Dad's new iPad (Preview) I laughed so hard at this one I just had to share it. It's in German but you'll understand. www.snotr.com/video/8965/	nomadic1	0	776	04:28 PM May 10, 2014 by nomadic1
	Live long enough to be a real concern to your family ... (Preview)	Gunsondeck	0	1385	06:27 PM May 9, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	This is your Captain speaking (Preview) Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,rela...	Yendorane	1	680	01:35 PM May 9, 2014 by Bryan
	The duck (Preview) A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says t...	arthur	1	937	09:53 AM May 9, 2014 by Peterpan
	Just Joking... (Preview) The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault...	Gunsondeck	1	947	12:59 PM May 8, 2014 by Vic41
	The Newfie Stud (Preview) Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. It's dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey're years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small, and dro...	Yendorane	1	942	12:57 PM May 8, 2014 by Vic41
	Pension Age.... (Preview) Forget the political comments, but I thought this was funny....	Vic41	0	702	12:56 PM May 8, 2014 by Vic41
	As only the Irish Can Tell A Story !!!! (Preview) Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So wh...	Gunsondeck	0	740	05:20 PM May 7, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Grandma Goes To Court..... (Preview)	Vic41	6	868	04:55 PM May 7, 2014 by Vic41
	Glasgow Dentist (Preview) A Glasgow man phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction "£85 pounds for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied. "£85 quid! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use an...	Hurls	0	685	03:57 PM May 7, 2014 by Hurls
	The Cop (Preview) A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop sa...	Yendorane	0	701	08:16 AM May 7, 2014 by Yendorane
	Sure Bet (Preview) A man's wife hits him across the head. "What's that for?" She says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah written on it." Quick as a flash he replies "That's the name of a horse I bet on today, you silly woman." She apologises. A week later she hits him ove...	Yendorane	0	757	08:25 AM May 6, 2014 by Yendorane
	Old Farts at the Bar (Preview) *I pointed to two old farts across the bar from us and told my friend Bob,* *"That'll be us in ten years." He turned to me and said..* *"That's a mirror, you dumb st."***	Hurls	1	827	11:53 AM May 5, 2014 by Kisha
	Leaving Home... (Preview) For his birthday, little James asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little James heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he ask...	Vic41	1	772	11:47 AM May 5, 2014 by Kisha
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