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Home Schooled
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Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...
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Ths Pervert
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Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.... Who shall I say is calling?" K.J.
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Chinese Divorce
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Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG
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Yellow Traffic Light....
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The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...
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Chinese Hurrymoon
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Chinese Hurrymoon A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...
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speed hog
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Croc family album
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AFL Grand Final...
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Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...
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Train Travel.....
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...
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Marriage In Heaven....
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On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...
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Man With A Death Wish.....
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Retirement....
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An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....
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What makes them gravitate to Canberra
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The Two Brothers.... (Warning - May Offend Some)
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Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....
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The nagging Wife
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they
hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and
yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out
of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...
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Retirement is different for everyone....
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Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...
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Returning to work after 30 years raising a family....
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Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0
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Darwin Survey...
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The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM
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Twin Sisters
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Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...
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Medical Examination
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Medical examination.......... While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...
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