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WHAT'S THE NAIL FOR?
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Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he...
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Its all in the wave
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Regardless of what other peoples rigs are we always wave to all oncoming travelers and most times they wave back. The other day I made an observation that 4 x 4's with boats on top towing caravans rarely wave back when my wife came up with the obvious answer...... "they're boat people"
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Fortune Teller
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In a darkened room, peering into a crystal ball, a fortune teller delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt about it. Prepare yourself to be a widow, your husband will die a terrible violent death this year." Visibly shaken, the young woman looked a...
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The Brothel
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The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies...
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Two Statues
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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hund...
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Lions
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Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?".The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined Rotary."
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Hendo
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Savaged on a Plane
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Drinking on a plane... A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He rep...
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An old but good one...
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It was a dark and stormy night (of course) in Bass Strait a hundred years ago and two flashing lights were ominously coming closer and closer, each signalling in Morse Code as radio contact had been lost from lightning static. The first flashing light messaged: Please change your direction 15 degree...
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Robin Hood's deathbed
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Robin Hood lay dying, and all the faithful gathered round. With his weak and fading breath, Robin asked Marion to bring him the best arrow from the quiver beside his bed, and then asked Little John to bring him his bow. He put the arrow to the bow and aimed through the open window into the generous green sw...
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Moses and Bush....
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While going through an airport during one of his many trips, A former US President encountered a man with long grey hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. Mr. Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?' The man didn't answer, and just kept...
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Pig Farmers...
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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agree...
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Dear Abby
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Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything, What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It's so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smok...
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Hendo
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Our Bro.. Billy T James on how to servive in the bush..
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http://youtu.be/kWutj4UV-FY
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Strip Poker (Sound On)
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Short video, sound on: http://vimeo.com/m/5865798
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Weevil
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5 Rules for Decision Making
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Redlander
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Little Johnny at it again
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The local minister fouund Johnny sitting in the gutter with a can of petrol. What are you doing with the petrol asks the minister,nuttin says Johnny. Can i have the can of petrol asks the minister. What will you give me for it replies Johhnny. See this bottle i have it is filled with wholy water and is ver...
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Thought I might try a slow cooker...
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John Wayne v Cyclists
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeijLNHzyRo&feature=youtu.be
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What's your retirement occupation?
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The importance of an occupation after retirementAs we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on...
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Little Johnny strikes again
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!! The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinat...
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