Old Harry was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist by his GP.
As soon as Harry went into the Dr's office the Dr said to him, not to be concerned but many of his patients at Harry's age had troubles passing water in the morning.
That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bladder completely at 6.00 o'clock every morning".
"Oh" said the Dr "well many patients have difficulty with their bowels as well"
That's not the problem said Harry - "I empty my bowels completely at 6.00 o'clock every morning".
"Oh" said the Dr "then why did you come to see me?".
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Then old Harry blurted out; "Because I don't bloodywell wake up until 7.00 o'clock" in the mornings.
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