Everyone is invited. Uncles, Aunts, Nices & Nephews, cousins, second cousins friends 1000 plus.
Maria's parents were the hosts. All the food, all the drink to be orginised nothing left to chance. Italian style eh!............eh!
The wedding goes all to plan, the newly wed's dance the night away till the wee hours till Muma summons Maria...........................Muma whats UP!!!!!
Maria Its time.................Time muma.............................. Yes Maria its Time........................ Time for What Muma. .......... Its time for you to do your Duty.
Its time for you and Mario to go up stairs and start you lives together.....................Yes Muma.
So Mario and Maria bid everyone good night, and off they went up stairs.
Mario was sitting on the end of the bed and started to undress.
First the Shirt comes off and Maria stares in amazement, and then runs back down stairs to where Muma is in the kitchen.
Muma, Muma Mario..................... What is it Maria............ Mario he is so handsome, has such big arms and mussels Muma.
Muma says to Maria get back up stairs Maria and do your duty................. Yes Muma.
So off she goes, up the stairs to Mario.
Mario looks at Maria with a big smile on his face and then removes his single. Maria's mouth drops open and runs back down stairs.
Muma, Muma Mario....................... What is it Maria........................ Mario he has a big hairy Chest.
Muma, Yes Maria get back up stairs and do your Duty.................... Yes Muma.
So off she goes, up the stairs to Mario.
Mario is sitting on the bed and removes his shoes and socks....... Maria screams and runs back down stairs.
Muma, Muma Mario............................ What is it Maria........................ Mario he has a foot and a half.
Mama ..... What............. Mario Muma.................................................................. He has a foot and a half.
