HAVE YOU GOT TOP HEALTH COVER.....??

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!..why is he doing that?"

The Doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm dreadfully sorry you were exposed to that,

but this male patient has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he does not do that at least five times daily,

he'll be in extreme pain and it could be life threatening as his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well  in that case, I guess it's acceptable," said the lady benefactor..

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse was performing oral sex on him.

Again the woman screamed <even louder> "Oh my GOD! How on earth can THAT! be justified in my Hospital?"

Again the Doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better Health Fund.........".......

Hoo Roo

-- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 24th of May 2015 09:22:38 AM