Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade

listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. 

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,

feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she

had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the

therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand,

embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts

and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her

husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while

basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs

at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here

on Mondays and Wednesdays ...

But on Tuesdays ,Thursdays and Fridays I play bowls