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Strip Poker (Sound On)
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Short video, sound on: http://vimeo.com/m/5865798
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5 Rules for Decision Making
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Little Johnny at it again
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The local minister fouund Johnny sitting in the gutter with a can of petrol. What are you doing with the petrol asks the minister,nuttin says Johnny. Can i have the can of petrol asks the minister. What will you give me for it replies Johhnny. See this bottle i have it is filled with wholy water and is ver...
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Thought I might try a slow cooker...
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John Wayne v Cyclists
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeijLNHzyRo&feature=youtu.be
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What's your retirement occupation?
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The importance of an occupation after retirementAs we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on...
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Little Johnny strikes again
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!! The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinat...
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Random Thoughts For The 60’s and over
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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! Old age is coming at a real...
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The Doo crew
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Little Johnny
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A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throu...
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I think for the weaker s e x . Economy caravanning ..
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Hmm who on here would this match aha
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Power Outage
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We had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad, ham radio & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf. I went into the kitchen to make cof...
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He's my brother
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?Eight, the boy replied.The man continued, Do you know what these are used for?The boy replied, Not exact...
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if you love pets, you'll love this video
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http://pickle.ninemsn.com.au/2015/06/16/09/44/guilty-dog-tries-to-subtly-slide-from-trouble
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Slide
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Three men at the top of a slide. Told that whatever they shout as they slide down they'll land in at the bottom. The first man slides down and shouts "Money". He lands in a huge pile of notes. The second man slides down and shouts "women". He lands surrounded by beautiful women. The...
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Old Butch
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Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young' pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters...
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I Love You Sweetheart !
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"All the women raised their hands.Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"Som...
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Birth control for grandma
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescripti...
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Half Price
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Supermarket. The husband picks up a ...case of Carlton Draught and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 12 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so h...
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Daughter to Dad TEXTING Communication in Todays Generation
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Daddy, I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. LOLI'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.As you know, I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had tw...
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The truth, the whole truth and nothing...........
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Gianni Poggio, an elderly Italian man who lives on theoutskirts of Positano, Italy, recently went to the local church forconfession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from ourneighbo...
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