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Young Simmo


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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.

She said: "I want to keep my house."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."

He said: "Put me down for Fridays."



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OK,Put me down for Saturdays

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Young Simmo wrote:

What an Optomist?

 It's what you see when you have cataracts.



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