After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand, where there are beautiful nurses who are more gentle and accommodating.
As usual, he was asked to strip off and lie naked on his side on the bed. An attractive nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," said the nurse.