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D and D


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An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,' he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could, up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again & the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!'

 

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, tell others that I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Now you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer after all?'

The atheist looked directly into the light and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me, to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

 

The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and said:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen!'



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Thanks for that good to see a good clean joke

 

Cindy perhaps this section could be split in 2 sub forums

rude and crude

Good clean fun

save trolling through what we don't like

 



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When I stumbled onto Grey Nomads I thought, this looks like a good broad minded grown up fun place to be, now I wonder.

Simmo.

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Graham c wrote, ---  Thanks for that good to see a good clean joke

 

Cindy perhaps this section could be split in 2 sub forums

rude and crude

Good clean fun

save trolling through what we don't like

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Oh for Gods sake, Just Joking has been running this this way since the start, !! Any '' Rude Jokes'' are Deleted by Cindy, '' Risque '' Jokes are the Norm ! and part of the Aussie way of Life, and 98% of  the forum readers are happy with they way it is presented, So I really Hope Cindy, is Not going to make another change, due to minority viewpoint !!   



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dazren, if you look at Graham c -s car you will see he is behind the times, better make some allowances.
I better go before somebody calls me a 2%er.

Simmo.

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Young Simmo wrote:

dazren, if you look at Graham c -s car you will see he is behind the times, better make some allowances.
I better go before somebody calls me a 2%er.

Simmo.

 Hang on a minute, you're still riding a horse, and swinging a dead cat above your head to boot...biggrin



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Some people still believe in the Flat Earth Society, Graham C the answer to your problem is simple, do not read Just Joking forum. Problem solved!!!!!



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03 Troopy wrote ---  

 

Young Simmo wrote:

dazren, if you look at Graham c -s car you will see he is behind the times, better make some allowances.
I better go before somebody calls me a 2%er.

Simmo.

 Hang on a minute, you're still riding a horse, and swinging a dead cat above your head to boot...biggrin

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Yeah but he rides the horse because it is faster and more reliable than the Morris Minor ! biggrin

Also as a Young Fella, I had a Morry, just like that but a green one, ! And I can tell you you Cannot own a Morry, without Working on it !! And you cannot work on a Morry, Without Swearing at it ! biggrinbiggrin



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