Just Joking

June · June

(A community service announcement to help women better understand men) Because I'm a man - when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the RACV is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man - I can be relied upon to purchase...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

If anybody is wondering where my post in the jokes section, "Who can you trust" has gone, well the 2%ers told the Moderators it was Racist and to take it down which they did. The interesting thing is, it wasn't Racist when I put it up, it suddenly became racist after 3 days and 20 plus comments...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Yarra · Yarra

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 w...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at t...

SLUG · SLUG

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, ...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" sa...

Baggie · Baggie

A coloured guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? You Paddies can never beat that!" Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis,...

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Yarra · Yarra

"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10! See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!""Very good." said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"Yes, it's because you're blonde.&q...

Yarra · Yarra

It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...

SLUG · SLUG

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...

Yarra · Yarra

...and tells the DJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it." The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can retur...

SLUG · SLUG

An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...

SLUG · SLUG

SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...

Yarra · Yarra

Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...

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	Because I am a man.... (Preview) (A community service announcement to help women better understand men) Because I'm a man - when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the RACV is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man - I can be relied upon to purchase...	June	1	1013	04:32 PM Dec 29, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Be careful (Preview) If anybody is wondering where my post in the jokes section, "Who can you trust" has gone, well the 2%ers told the Moderators it was Racist and to take it down which they did. The interesting thing is, it wasn't Racist when I put it up, it suddenly became racist after 3 days and 20 plus comments...	Young Simmo	16	1382	11:49 PM Dec 28, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Be Carefull (Preview) A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so...	Young Simmo	0	1113	12:53 AM Dec 27, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Think Old (Preview)	Wombat 280	3	1262	12:13 AM Dec 27, 2015 by Young Simmo
	10 husbands, still a virgin. (Preview) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 w...	Yarra	0	1028	02:10 PM Dec 26, 2015 by Yarra
	Here I go again (Preview) Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at t...	Young Simmo	5	1257	09:09 AM Dec 25, 2015 by Carl53
	TO BUMS (Preview) Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, ...	SLUG	0	1075	11:56 PM Dec 24, 2015 by SLUG
	Three little ducks (Preview) Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" sa...	Woody n Sue	0	950	10:28 PM Dec 24, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Murphy's at it again. (Preview) A coloured guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever we are? You Paddies can never beat that!" Murphy says to the black guy, "Watch dis,...	Baggie	0	868	05:06 PM Dec 24, 2015 by Baggie
	You win some & you loose some. (Preview) A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy...	Young Simmo	0	925	01:03 AM Dec 24, 2015 by Young Simmo
	Do I satisfy you in bed (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	770	09:41 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	A girl came skipping home from school one day (Preview) "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10! See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!""Very good." said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"Yes, it's because you're blonde.&q...	Yarra	1	937	07:40 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Baggie
	Puddles (Preview) It was raining hard and a big puddle hadformed in front of the little Irish pub.An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.'Fishing,' replied the old man.'Poor old bugger' thought the gent...	Yarra	1	840	03:08 PM Dec 23, 2015 by Young Simmo
	the elderly (Preview) An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't s...	SLUG	3	1044	09:48 AM Dec 23, 2015 by Baggie
	A drunk guy calls a radio station.. (Preview) ...and tells the DJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it." The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can retur...	Yarra	0	890	07:29 PM Dec 22, 2015 by Yarra
	TRICKY (Preview) An elderly man in Louisiana calls his son in New Y ork and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't...	SLUG	0	1088	03:59 PM Dec 22, 2015 by SLUG
	Were you ready for marriage (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	1172	04:47 PM Dec 20, 2015 by Woody n Sue
	Jokes-enjoy (Preview) At a **tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...	aussie_paul	0	1208	04:15 PM Dec 20, 2015 by aussie_paul
	hope these dont offend the soft co,,, (Preview) SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...	SLUG	5	1467	11:33 AM Dec 20, 2015 by 03_Troopy
	Aussie Bob (Preview) Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...	Yarra	0	1193	09:44 AM Dec 20, 2015 by Yarra
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